Dear Maurice,
My parents have always told me that I should follow procedure before I get married.
Maurice asks,
Please explain what you mean by procedure, it sounds so formal, marriage should be bliss not a military base?
That the man who wants to marry me should ask them for my hand, he should pay dowry and finish off with a wedding at their church. My husband and I could not afford the costs associated with such a ceremony so we decided secretly to get married at the Attorney General’s chambers seven months ago. Now my husband says that we cannot hide forever and that we must inform our parents that we are officially married.
Maurice replies,
Well, your husband can see the inevitable, he knows the truth of your marriage will come out eventually. He just wants to perform some damage control before it drags on.
She replies,
I am afraid of how my parents will react and I am not ready to face them yet. What should I do?
Maurice replies,
I am sure you did what you did thinking that you had no other option yet maybe if you had just laid all the facts on the table your parents may have seen your point or rather sentiments regarding family expectation verses your financial ability. I could go on but the truth of the matter is that the milk has been spilled and life has gone on for you.
She replies,
How Maurice? My parents are not as understanding as my in laws.
Maurice replies,
First, let me applaud you for standing by your man and for not wearing or allowing a price tag to determine the bond to your man. All I can say is that I assume you are happy with your decision despite your current dilemma. Indeed you must face the consequences of revealing the truth but you must show off your happiness, your bond. There should not be any show of regret for your actions. Parents will not always agree or like your decisions but if they can witness a couple that stands firm for what they believe is or was right then there is a chance they will come around to accepting that what really matters above all is that your union is solid. If that can shine through then you have an opportunity to have your parents understand and in time forgive you. In doing so you don’t have this hanging over your shoulders everyday making family gathering so awkward knowing you have a burning secret. Your predicament reminds me of why I am not a fan of dowry or out dated societal rules. I advice that you bite the bullet and tell them in an appropriate private setting. What should matter is whether you are happy as a couple or not because at the end of the day you cannot buy happiness which in reality is a lacking ingredient in many marriages.
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