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Dear Maurice,

I hope you can shed light on my problem because I am giving up on love.

Maurice replies,

What seems to be the problem?

She replies,

I am 27 years old and I have never had a man fall in love with me. In the last 6 years I have dated more men than most of my girlfriends but I am the only one who has not bagged herself a man.

Maurice asks,

Do you and your girls meet men at similar places, is there a type of guy that you attract that may be different?

She replies,

My girls say I attract good looking men which is no surprise because I take great pride in looking hot all the time. Straight from bed I wear my make up. I am not bragging but I am very pretty. Men flock to me easily but they leave just as fast. Is there something wrong with me?

Maurice replies,

For me to give you a near accurate response I need to ask what may be personal questions, are you ok with that?

She replies,

Maurice I have nothing to hide.

Maurice asks,

Over the last 6 years how many men have you dated and how many of them have you slept with?

She replies,

I have dated 21 men that I can remember.

Maurice asks,

In your opinion at what point do they flee, after or before sex?

She replies,

A few before sex but most after sex.

Maurice asks,

Those who flee after sex, is it immediately or do they slowly fade away from contact?

She replies,

They usually stop calling after our second sex session. The last guy told me I need help as he wore his trousers, what did he mean?

Maurice replies,

Well considering I was not in the same bed why don’t you take me through what you normally do or say in the moments of intimacy?

She replies,

The normal things that people say.

Maurice replies,

There is no such thing as ‘normal’ in the realm of social dynamics, we are talking about you so for example, do you get emotional doing your first sexual act with a man?

She replies,

Yes, I cry a lot.

Maurice replies,

Describe what you mean by ‘cry a lot’, is it out of pleasure, pain, do you get overwhelmed with a false sense of love?

She replies,

I fall in love easily and find myself asking the guy if he loves me by our second date. I love sex, I don’t know if am any good, and I love to hear a man tell me how much he loves me when we are having sex.

Maurice replies,

We are getting warmer. There is your problem. During sex most men do not like to be asked questions and to add salt to injury, its even worse when you are asking a man to affirm his love for you and sustain an erection, one will have to give, am guessing you know which one. These are men who hardly know you and are usually charged with sexual energy to exhaust during your ‘honeymoon’ period, at your first stages of courtship. The last thing they want to hear is ‘I love you’ or ‘do you love me’ while he has a boner. This is the one scenario where multitasking because impossible for a man. In short, its just too early in your dating to extort those words from a man.

I know some pool of men in Society make the rest of us look bad when they misuse the three words to get their way into your knickers but that does not mean men can’t love. They can, but let a man tell you he loves you, don’t make him feel he has to say those words because he will either run away or if he comes from the breed of predators he will tell you what you want to hear with such conviction that even he until he is done with you will have convinced himself that he is in some love bubble. We all know what happens to bubbles at the end, don’t we!

She replies,

So what are you saying?

Maurice replies,

I think you have some self doubt, self esteem issues which I can help you with but also when you meet a guy as you get to know each other its not about when you should have sex, and if you do just have it to hopefully gain pleasure but do not have sex as a bargaining chip or as a way to keep a guy interested in you. Men’s motives differ in regards to long term or short term relations. In the general population of men, no man will accept he just wants sex so they will use tactics and strategies to get you comfortable. Personally, I only respect those men who have the bollocks to state what they want from the onset, why, because whatever comes out of their mouth whether good or bad they are honest with their intent. It also avoids a lot of misunderstanding when everyone knows where they stand.

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To my readers,

My next open session will be on Saturday 30th May. It will feature ‘squirting’ and ‘how to give a satisfactory blowjob’, 3k per person. To book a slot call me.

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*For women who are having issues with getting pregnant (fertility) you can call me for the referral 0720229351.

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If you are interested in attending the next vagina health workshop in May please text me or whatsapp me 0720229351. Remember to mention your name.

Gents, 

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Benefits of negative ions, enhance your heart function, dilate blood vessels, stabilize breathing and your nervous system and much more.

In case you are wondering, the smaller loop is where your penis goes and the bigger loop is there to harness the twins otherwise known as testicles. It has no expiry, it is a lifetime product at 10K.

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For more details call Susan 0720241108. Tell her you were referred by Maurice.

For those who are interested in making an extra 10K per week also call Susan.

https://mauricetherapy.com/about/  (my profile link)

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Weight Loss

I want to thank the people who have tried green tea soft gel capsules and have shared with me. The following is an assortment of weight loss feedback.

One client (latest feedback) lost 29kg in one month, others lost 37kg, 32kg, 24kg, 9kg, 40kg, 21kg, 6kg, 13kg, those who lost more weight over one month avoided or minimised on the intake of carbohydrates, especially if they hardly exercise. Some men have reported that they seem to have an heightened vitality after losing a few kilos.

GREAT NEWS the price has dropped, green tea is now 600bob per pack

Green Tea Fat Burner increases your calorie burning ability. Each pack contains 10 tablets for 5 servings. I recommend two tablets per day in the morning. If caffeine keeps you up at night do not take this product in the evening.

To see results you need 4 to 5 packs per month. For both men and women.

Ksh800 per pack. Now Ksh600 per pack

Buy 4 packs for Ksh2,000.

To order Green Tea call 0720229351.