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Dear Maurice,

I am in a bit of a love triangle though am not big on love and I thought to ask your opinion on my situation.

Maurice replies,

Ask away my good man.

He replies,

I attended an out of town event which went on for two days and during that time I met two girls. One is 24 and the other 22. As you do I chatted both up and we got close over that weekend.

Maurice replies,

Which basically means you were intimate with both of them during your get away.

He replies,

Now, the thing is I exchanged contacts with both and the 24 year old is pregnant, she says since the event she has not slept with anyone else so she is dead sure the baby is mine.

Maurice asks,

How far along is she?

He replies,

She is 6 months, she only told me recently because she was in two minds whether to tell me or not because she recalls I had told her during the event that I was just out to have fun and nothing more plus I also told her I never wanted kids. It was her sister who convinced her to reach out and tell me.

Maurice asks,

Did you run out of condoms at the event, how did you risk with a random girl?

He replies,

I hope you are not judging, shit just happened. Dude, the story thickens. Out of the two I kind of fell for the 22 year old and we have been seeing each other since the event. She has mad skills in the bedroom department. The problem is she is 2 months pregnant and has more or less moved in because she is always at my place. How do I handle this, she is still in campus and her father especially will need an explanation of how his daughter got pregnant instead of completing her education.

Maurice replies,

How old are you?

He replies,

I am 31 years old.

Maurice asks,

So you want to take responsibility of your action and meet her folks?

He replies,

Yes, I really like her a lot.

Maurice replies,

Well, be prepared to face the wrath of her folks. They may or may not respect you taking responsibility and they will give you hell guaranteed but stand your ground and do not bail on her when things get tough. I cannot give you a workable strategy because I haven’t profiled her folks but what I advice is you humble yourself and be as apologetic as possible and it is in your best interest to make sure their daughter completes her studies no matter what it takes. These my friend are the repercussions of your choices made over a two day event which has now turned into a lifetime event.

He replies,

Even though she says she does not need anything from me how do I handle the other girl?

Maurice replies,

Only you know the tone of your current relations with her so its your call but the least you can do is cater for your child. I need to ask, do the girls know about each other, have you told at least one what really took place at that event?

He replies, 

How do I start to explain that I was double dealing? Though the 22 year old was there with her boyfriend who she left for me.

Maurice replies,

Its better they hear it from you rather than from the grapevine. The truth always has a way of revealing itself and considering you are in calm waters for now, once they start making requests and demands you will have to explain to the one you are close to why some other woman is claiming to have your baby who is not that much older than hers, you get my drift. Tell it as it is and weather the storm for a while. I would not want to be in your shoes but that said, if this becomes a trend, remember to play safe at your next event or even better keep it in your pants for a change.

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