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Dear Maurice,

I have a strange husband and the reason I say that is because after all the apologises and promises he has made over the years I keep catch him with other women and girls. He has no preference from what I have witnessed, as long as you have a pulse he is game. You once counselled me after he refused to turn up, that was in 2012 when I was losing my mind. Since then I have formulated my own way of dealing with his rampant infidelity. I got tired of shouting, I realised I was only giving myself sleepless nights while he was enjoying himself out there. I was stressing my soul for nothing.

Maurice asks,

What is your formula of handling your husband?

She replies,

After 18 years of marriage I got wiser and told myself enough is enough. If he wants sex we must go for an HIV test and if all is well we have sex that same day. Considering our sex is not frequent, before sex we check our status then we have it. At first he complained but I told him that I cannot take chances with him so if he wants a piece of me he must abide by my rules or find other women which he does anyway.

Maurice asks,

Are you not put off by his sexual nature?

She replies,

For years I was, but one day it hit me after chatting with a friend that my bitching does not change things and never will. I adopted a new school of thought. I was not ready to sleep outside my matrimony so part of the deal is that for me to leave him alone when he gallivants around the Country with women, he must give me an handsome allowance which is more or less his freedom. He accepted with no hesitation so my bitching must have been really bad for him to part with that amount every month. That is when I realized I married a wild horse, this one cannot be tamed. He used to take time to give me money but when it came to buying his freedom he is never late with his transfer of funds. It amazes me what you men prioritize and I guess that is why our psychological design and make up always differs at some point.

To answer your question, I have trained myself how to own my orgasm as you had recommended. For the last three years I have made time for self stimulation and the sex toy I got from you has helped me understand my arousal zones as you call them. I am far more liberal since meeting you ‘asante sana’ so I have no problem using my husband as a sex object after all you men do it to us. Despite the bullshit between us, my husband’s dick is still a part of him I desire. I focus my sexual energy on enjoying myself whenever we have sex which I never thought possible but as you said the power of the mind is infinite.

Maurice replies,

OK, let me get one thing clear, whenever your husband wants to have sex the two of you get tested?

She replies,

Yes. Like I said, sleeping around is not my cup of tea plus my husband has that vigor that I never found in other men before I met him. In short Maurice I have learned how to share and get the best out of it. I don’t feel like a wife, I am more like a mistress because what I gain now is far more than when I played the nagging wife.

A few months ago I asked him to get one of his women for us to have a threesome, he then went silent. I have text him reminders and he has decided to ignore. Why would he ignore when he used to hint about it in our first years of marriage?

Maurice replies,

For majority of men if you reject one or two of our sexually requests we usually close that chapter with you and acquire the thrill from someone else. I am assuming in the early years you rejected each request and you probably were harsh about it unless am wrong?

She replies,

Yes, I killed most of his adolescent requests, then he stopped asking. I guess that is one of the reasons he started looking for thrills out there. Am I weird because, what annoyed me most about his cheating was that fact that he is good in bed and I hated the thought of other women receiving the same. If he were bad in bed I would not have been as bothered, I would probably have felt sorry for the women, am I strange?

Maurice replies,

Not at all. If something tastes bad then you wouldn’t be bothered who is having it unless you have a serious attachment or fetish for things that taste bad. Now that in my book would be odd.

She replies,

Before I forget, it took me a while to understand what you were saying about love and sex but now I get it. One of the reasons I never fully explored sex is because I thought good sex was based on love or being in love. I don’t love my husband but I love what he has to offer in and out of the bedroom. I have been contemplating whether to say it or not so here goes, it feels great to be the slut in my marriage. I am sure there are women out there in my predicament and this is the only solution if you want to maintain your sanity.

Maurice replies,

My dear everyone finds their formula of comfort, a degree of acceptability. I am glad that you finally woke up to the FACT that lust will always over power love so it is crucial to have each in its own box. When you cuddle as you watch TV or in bed, you display a sign of love and affection. When you yearn for the dish called erotic ecstasy then lust is the fueling factor, it is your V-Power, it is your octane.

She replies,

Maurice, my request to you is that you conduct a study on men between the age of 44 and 55 because many of my girls are facing their own dilemmas with that generation. I think it is a new age of mid life crisis.

Maurice replies,

Good idea, I will need a team of researchers and scientists to accomplish tangible results. There is much research that can be done about relationship and sexual dynamics.

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