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Dear Maurice,

Dude I seriously need your help. I do not know what I was thinking but I think I married the devil’s daughter.

Maurice replies,

I must say I have never heard a man tag his woman as the devil’s daughter. What has she done to earn herself that title?

He replies,

We have only been married for 9 months but she is driving me nuts. When we are home chilling I can sense her watching me from the corner of my eye. I can hardly sleep due to fear of being stabbed while sleeping. She has some major nagging and insecurity issues. She is always thinking the worst of me even though I had the choice to stay single and avoid this bull crap.

Maurice asks,

Why did you marry her, what made you take that leap?

He replies,

I am 33 and she is 25, when we met in May 2013 she was the hottest girl I had ever met. Trust me dude she is hot but she definitely has psychological problems. She has a problem with her body, she keeps questioning her looks yet she has a coke bottle body to die for, she is a size 8 but for some reason when she looks in the mirror she sees a size 18. She is constantly monitoring my phone and she finds nothing but chats with my friends. I have told her over and over and over and over that I did not enter into marriage to cheat on her. I really don’t need this hustle in my life. Everyday my love for her is draining away. She looks for little things to fight over. I can’t do anything right.

Maurice replies,

I hear you, but I must ask, did you propose because she was hot and did she ever show the signs of settling down? From one man to another you need to think about that question and be honest with yourself.

He replies,

Right now I cannot be sure why I proposed, it felt right at the time but since my proposal our relationship went from fun to whatever it is right now. We last had sex 4 months ago and to be frank am not aroused by her anymore. All I see is an object of negativity. I dread going home from work. I have thought of having affairs but I am afraid of meeting another psycho. I wish you could see the woman I am speaking of, she is sexy with all the trimmings a man would want but her mind needs a serious overhaul.

Maurice replies,

So she never showcased these psychotic traits before? Did you live together before you got married?

He replies,

We both lived in different towns and we only got to live together a few months before our wedding. She would bitch like most women but never displayed her current madness before.

Maurice asks,

How often did you see each other considering you lived in different towns?

He replies,

We would visit each other at least twice a month, every other weekend was our routine.

Maurice asks,

How much quality time away from social entertainment did you spend together?

He replies,

She is more of an outdoor person so we were always at some event, at some party or clubbing. I love going out but not as much as she does so I accommodate what she wanted to keep the peace, it also got me laid so it was a win for everyone.

Maurice replies,

This is my deduction, I believe the fun that surrounded you and was the heart beat of your relationship clouded your judgement hence why you are in your predicament. You jumped into the deep end alone. She was not ready to take this journey with you. She most likely feels trapped in a bubble. People unfortunately sometimes follow through on something like marriage and never take a moment to envision what may lie ahead. She can’t tell you that she was not ready so instead she lashes out in her erratic intervals.

He replies,

Is that why she blames me for taking her away from her family and friends as she also accuses me of not loving her enough when all I do is give her attention and come home to her. I thought this is what she wanted. Where do we go from here?

Maurice replies,

Only the two of you can map out where you go from here. First, you need to have a sit down with her and tell her to hear you out and then she can respond once you are done. At that point, you need to tell her what she means to you, open up and don’t hold back. As you conclude your affirmation of your love for her you need to ask her if she was ready for marriage, you also need to ask her if she misses her life before marriage and tell her she needs to be honest to herself and that you will not judge her for telling you the truth. If you create that environment that will allow all to be revealed then from the revelations you can both decide on your future. You need to be prepared for the good or the bad but whatever you do do not sugarcoat or over look your individual expectations otherwise you will fall into a marriage of convenience.

He replies,

What if I want out, what if I already know I can’t be with her no more?

Maurice replies,

Well, that is the truth I was talking about, if you have psychologically clocked out then I see no reason for you to sugarcoat how you feel right now. Don’t be in it for the sake of society, be in it for you.

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Ai Er can be used during intercourse to cure both parties from STDs / UTIs.

Ai Er kills pathogens that cause STDs (prevention), controls pathogens caused vaginitis cervicitis, cervical erosion, the occurrence of the disease, and also eliminate odours, stops the itchiness, clear the function of abnormal vaginal discharge. No more backaches, weak limbs, bleeding during intercourse, no more irregular painful menstruation.The product is endorsed by WHO.

For more details call Susan 0720241108. Tell her you were referred by Maurice.

For those who are interested in making an extra 10K per week let me know.

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Weight Loss

I want to thank the people who have tried green tea soft gel capsules and have shared with me. The following is an assortment of weight loss feedback.

One client (latest feedback) lost 24kg in one month, others lost 9kg, 40kg, 21kg, 6kg, 13kg, those who lost more weight over one month avoided or minimised on the intake of carbohydrates, especially if they hardly exercise. Some men have reported that they seem to have an heightened vitality after losing a few kilos.

GREAT NEWS the price has dropped, green tea is now 600bob per pack

Green Tea Fat Burner increases your calorie burning ability. Each pack contains 10 tablets for 5 servings. If caffeine keeps you up at night do not take this product in the evening.

To see results you need 4 to 5 packs per month. For both men and women.

Ksh800 per pack. Now Ksh600 per pack

Buy 4 packs for Ksh2,000.

Dear Maurice,

I am 20 years old and in college. I have been in a relationship for 8 months and during all that time, I have not been happy cause I do not love the girl.

Maurice asks,

Why don’t you feel for her?

He replies,

Because when we were getting to know each other she played the hard to get game and that really put me off her but I was still determined to fuck her to prove and make a point. The anger I had for her due to her games drove me to pursue her relentlessly. The girl one day after 6 months called me and said she was ready for me, so that was the beginning of the end.

Maurice asks,

So how can I help?

He replies,

The problem is that since the day we had sex she has been on my case everyday, she is giving me so much unwanted attention. She says she loves me but I have never loved her. I am dating another girl from our class who has the hots for me and I am feeling her a lot. The other girl told me that she hate players and she feels like I am playing her. Do I double date or do I drop the first girl for the second and get serious with her?

Maurice replies,

You are still a very young man who is yet to have an array of experiences with the opposite sex. I recommend that you make your college studies a priority above all otherwise emotional stress from the realm of love will hinder your educational progress in more ways than one. It is my opinion that at your age you should not be in a serious relationship. But that is your decision to make. The fact that you lost interest in the first girl tells me that you were on the hunt and when the prey did not play by your rule book your interest was diverted elsewhere. In case you are wondering why now, it is simple, she is now interested in you because you suddenly became the unavailable guy who is far more attractive in most cases than the available one. Your scenario is not uncommon with young men your age, it is part of the many experiences you are yet to encounter. My advise to you is that you should ease off from relationship commitments that are unnecessary at this point in your life. And please, make sure you have safe sex, men your age tend to take risks and its never worth the short lived thrill.

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Ladies, Ai Er is here.

THIS IS A MUST BUY FOR ALL WOMEN

It is in my opinion the best feminine hygiene gel in the market. It protects the reproductive system by killing pyogenic coccus, pathogenic yeast and infectious bacteria.

Ai Er can be used during intercourse to cure both parties from STDs / UTIs.

Ai Er kills pathogens that cause STDs (prevention), controls pathogens caused vaginitis cervicitis, cervical erosion, the occurrence of the disease, and also eliminate odours, stops the itchiness, clear the function of abnormal vaginal discharge. No more backaches, weak limbs, bleeding during intercourse, no more irregular painful menstruation.The product is endorsed by WHO.

For more details call Susan 0720241108. Tell her you were referred by Maurice.

For those who are interested in making an extra 10K per week let me know.

https://mauricetherapy.com/about/  (my profile link)

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Weight Loss

I want to thank the people who have tried green tea soft gel capsules and have shared with me. The following is an assortment of weight loss feedback.

One client (latest feedback) lost 24kg in one month, others lost 9kg, 40kg, 21kg, 6kg, 13kg, those who lost more weight over one month avoided or minimised on the intake of carbohydrates, especially if they hardly exercise. Some men have reported that they seem to have an heightened vitality after losing a few kilos.

GREAT NEWS the price has dropped, green tea is now 600bob per pack

Green Tea Fat Burner increases your calorie burning ability. Each pack contains 10 tablets for 5 servings. If caffeine keeps you up at night do not take this product in the evening.

To see results you need 4 to 5 packs per month. For both men and women.

Ksh800 per pack. Now Ksh600 per pack

Buy 4 packs for Ksh2,000.

Dear Maurice,

I am in a serious relationship with the most decent and loving man I have ever met. He has been there for me through some tough times over the last 2 years, but he does not have much money. He is ambitious and smart but I am not sure how far he will go. I have a well paying job and I can take care of myself so that is not much of a problem, but my girlfriends tell me that I am beautiful enough to get any man that I want.

Maurice replies,

Are your friends pimping you out to the highest bidder because it sounds like it. If I may ask, are your friends with the opinion that a rich guy is the answer married?

She replies,

Only one is married but she is not the most vocal.

Maurice replies,

No surprise there.

She replies,

They say I need a man who can give me a decent life and provide for our future children. Are they right? Am I wasting myself on this poor man or should I go ahead and marry him and make a life with him?

Maurice replies,

Your beauty may well attract a wealthy man but it does not guarantee your happiness or success in marriage especially long term. I would recommend you ignore any advice from your girlfriends. If indeed the man you are dating has been good to you and seems to be a potential husband then it is only logical that you stay by his side and over time groom his and steer him to be the man you would like him to be.

The question is, do you want instant wealth disregarding the character of the man that may come with that wealth or do you want to grow with the man you have already labeled as the most decent and loving man you have ever met. If your man loves you he will love your children and will endeavor to provide for his family. In today’s World it does take two to tango, there is no room for gold diggers unless you seek to merely exist in your relationship of convenience. Both your efforts in your careers will ensure security in the future. Men who have wealth and will pretend to love you are plentiful in certain circles but a genuinely loving man is rare so stick by him and grow together.

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Ladies, Ai Er is here.

THIS IS A MUST BUY FOR ALL WOMEN

It is in my opinion the best feminine hygiene gel in the market. It protects the reproductive system by killing pyogenic coccus, pathogenic yeast and infectious bacteria.

Ai Er can be used during intercourse to cure both parties from STDs / UTIs.

Ai Er kills pathogens that cause STDs (prevention), controls pathogens caused vaginitis cervicitis, cervical erosion, the occurrence of the disease, and also eliminate odours, stops the itchiness, clear the function of abnormal vaginal discharge. No more backaches, weak limbs, bleeding during intercourse, no more irregular painful menstruation.The product is endorsed by WHO.

For more details call Susan 0720241108. Tell her you were referred by Maurice.

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I want to thank the people who have tried green tea soft gel capsules and have shared with me. The following is an assortment of weight loss feedback.

One client (latest feedback) lost 24kg in one month, others lost 9kg, 40kg, 21kg, 6kg, 13kg, those who lost more weight over one month avoided or minimised on the intake of carbohydrates, especially if they hardly exercise. Some men have reported that they seem to have an heightened vitality after losing a few kilos.

GREAT NEWS the price has dropped, green tea is now 600bob per pack

Green Tea Fat Burner increases your calorie burning ability. Each pack contains 10 tablets for 5 servings. If caffeine keeps you up at night do not take this product in the evening.

To see results you need 4 to 5 packs per month. For both men and women.

Ksh800 per pack. Now Ksh600 per pack

Buy 4 packs for Ksh2,000.

Dear Maurice,

I have been dating a good woman for five years and I want to propose and marry her. We are both committed Christians and we vowed to wait till marriage before having sex. We are compatible in many ways. We keep ourselves busy playing board games, quizzing each other, we are both accountants so we regularly go over our work together. But I worry about our sex life after marriage. What if I take the plunge and marry her and find that we are not compatible sexually? Is there a way to find out if we are compatible in that aspect, without having sex before marriage?

Maurice replies,

Five years without sex ‘well done’ mate. Well, before you buy a car you must drive test it and for you to establish whether you like a certain taste in food you must sample that food in order to know. So the answer to your question is ‘no’, there is no way of knowing your sexual compatibility unless you indulge in the act. You do have a valid question but considering both of you are virgins ‘I hope’ I believe once you start to explore sex, over time you will learn each other’s bodily pleasure zones and learn more about each other during your intimate sessions. In doing so you will form your own compatibility through the knowledge of what really sparks pleasure for each one of you. In my opinion, as virgins you are better placed because you have no bench marked expectations of each other sexually. Stop worrying about your sexual compatibility and embrace and nurture the bond you have for one another and await a lifetime to explore your sexual escapades together in marriage.

What I do advise ‘strongly’ is that you both make a pact never to sample outside your marriage. That action can be the downfall of your relationship. You also need to agree to be open minded to allow for both of you to research sex material together so that you are always reading from the same script. The stronger your bond the more you limit external influences and temptations.

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Ladies, Ai Er is here.

THIS IS A MUST BUY FOR ALL WOMEN

It is in my opinion the best feminine hygiene gel in the market. It protects the reproductive system by killing pyogenic coccus, pathogenic yeast and infectious bacteria.

Ai Er can be used during intercourse to cure both parties from STDs / UTIs.

Ai Er kills pathogens that cause STDs (prevention), controls pathogens caused vaginitis cervicitis, cervical erosion, the occurrence of the disease, and also eliminate odours, stops the itchiness, clear the function of abnormal vaginal discharge. No more backaches, weak limbs, bleeding during intercourse, no more irregular painful menstruation.The product is endorsed by WHO.

For more details call Susan 0720241108. Tell her you were referred by Maurice.

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Dear Maurice,

From my conversations with one of my close male friends, I have come to learn that he is a jerk to the women he dates and sleeps with, but this has nothing to do with our friendship so I have not done much about it. Now another friend is interested in him and I think she is blinded by infatuation and by his sexual prowess, because she knows the kind of man he is. He is always bedding different women and they speak highly of his sex. Should I warn her that he will make a lousy boyfriend and stop her from getting into a relationship with him? Or should I just let them be?

Maurice replies,

In an ideal World our positive deeds towards our friends would always bear fruit but unfortunately in reality what we plan to achieve or prevent does not always go as planned. If indeed you believe your male friend is not a suitable candidate you can go ahead and warn your friend and tell her to keep away. That said your friend based on your words knows what kind of character she is dealing with and yet she pursues him so all you can do is warn her. She is probably attracted by his bad boy traits, if she decides to engage with him at least you will have done your part as her friend. I recommend that once you warn her you stay out of her business with him before you are suspected of being jealous which might open up another can of worms.

She asks,

What if I want her back?

Maurice replies,

I did not see that coming, were you an item once?

She replies,

We experimented on our mutual bi curiosity and for 9 months it was the most erotic relationship I had ever had. She ended the relationship wanting to settle down and have kids.

Maurice asks,

How long ago did your relationship end?

She replies,

It was 2 years ago.

Maurice replies,

Unless you receive mixed signals from her about her sexual preference I advice you move on before you lose a friend. As I said, warn her if you have to but consider the possible backlash. Sometimes its better for people to make their own choices and learn from them.

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Ladies, Ai Er is here.

THIS IS A MUST BUY FOR ALL WOMEN

It is in my opinion the best feminine hygiene gel in the market. It protects the reproductive system by killing pyogenic coccus, pathogenic yeast and infectious bacteria.

Ai Er can be used during intercourse to cure both parties from STDs / UTIs.

Ai Er kills pathogens that cause STDs (prevention), controls pathogens caused vaginitis cervicitis, cervical erosion, the occurrence of the disease, and also eliminate odours, stops the itchiness, clear the function of abnormal vaginal discharge. No more backaches, weak limbs, bleeding during intercourse, no more irregular painful menstruation.The product is endorsed by WHO.

For more details call Susan 0720241108. Tell her you were referred by Maurice.

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