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Dear Maurice,

I have this guy, my boyfriend, I have been seeing for 14 months. He refers to me as his girlfriend and introduces me that way to his friends. However, I’m not really sure where I stand with him and I feel our relationship is not well defined.

Maurice replies,

What kind of ‘defined’ relationship do you want?

She replies,

I need him to commit to a relationship that will lead to marriage. He keeps saying that he is tired of living alone and would like me to move in with him. He jokes about marriage but he hasn’t talked about it in a way that shows he is serious and I feel as if he is sending mixed signals. Sometimes I feel like proposing to him myself. How can I know for sure where I stand with this man? Does he really want to marry me or is he stringing me along?

Maurice replies,

My dear, I need you to understand one thing about men. He may speak of marriage and eventually through certain pressures and feelings of obligation to you he may propose, marry you and give you that magical day. However the magic will be short lived if he only committed to marriage to please you and by some influence of male ego gain status in society. But wait a minute what is missing in that equation, genuine love is missing. Why, because it was never part of the reason he found marriage an option, it was merely a strategy. You do not want to be in that predicament. I am not discouraging you from ever getting married but I am asking you if you have a man who proudly refers to you as his girlfriend you should be happy and content because there are plenty of women who have the ‘wife’ status but are extremely miserable in their marriage.

She replies,

So what are you saying Maurice?

Maurice replies,

If it isn’t broke don’t fix it. Stop seeking to earn a title or relationship tagging. Titles and tags have never guaranteed success in marriage, what is usually guaranteed is a wedding day that only lasts for a single day. I have seen women push their men into marriage only for them to gain a ‘Mrs’ title and lose the man’s love. I strongly advise you embrace what you have and cherish one another. When the time comes he will propose and hopefully your marriage will be a bonus to your already existing union, what should shine clear is the love and care he has for you regardless of titles.

I need to ask, does he make you happy, does he make you his priority and does the thought of him make you smile for no apparent reason?

She replies,

Yes to all the above and more but I just fear heading nowhere.

Maurice replies,

That is my point, you are already there, let your marriage take place when he is ready to propose. It is one thing to propose because its about time he did compared to him proposing to the one woman he has decided to spend his life with. In the context of relationships you have a rare commodity called happiness, do not down play it just for the sake of earning a title that only one of you really wants at this point of your relationship. I caution you, do not make him feel pressured to propose because you will get your special wedding day where people you don’t even know will come eat your food and both your families will enjoy the day but after that day is done, no one will care whether your marriage is working or not but they will have enjoyed your caterer’s food and your expensive cake.

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