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Hi Maurice,

I do hope you are fine, I love your work. I have been wanting to share with you for quite a while and after your last post I kind of felt that it was about time to tell you my story.

I am 33 years old and I was married for 6 years to a man who came from a wealthy family, he is British Kenyan and I am also Kenyan but with a mix of white and Asian. I truly loved my ex husband wholesomely with every ounce of me. He was my pillar for a long while but unfortunately I was only a trophy wife, looking back after our divorce the signs were there but as we women do we ignore our instincts hoping that things will work out.

Anyway to be perfectly honest after I could not take the loneliness anymore I begun an affair with a black Kenyan, what a man he turned out to be. He treats me like a Queen, we are in our 4th year and I am loving every minute of my life with him. My friends don’t get it because my man isn’t rich but he brings home a pay cheque and so do I and we manage to maintain a fun and stable lifestyle. I used to receive a brand new car and expensive jewelry just out of the blue and visit very exclusive Hotels but now all that is over shadowed by a genuine effort to take me out for dinner to wine and dine me as I enjoy my favorite Chinese meals. What more can a girl ask for.

Oh and my man in my opinion gave me my first intense orgasm, the difference, one is has endurance and he is so blessed. I have actually met you years ago but I am sure you can’t recall but in the forum we were in I recall your blunt self mentioning that a man’s penis girth makes all the difference, and boy were you right. I can feel my man inside me from start to finish, he really spreads my vaginal walls and it creates such an intense orgasm. For the last 4 years I have known and achieved what they call multiple orgasms. Life is great what can I say.

Keep doing what you do, you give a lot of people hope in many ways.
Maurice replies,

Thank you for sharing. It’s readers like you that keep me going.

Hi Maurice,
I wanted to thank you for the escort that you hooked me up with, the guy was great in conversation and in other areas he did not disappoint LoL, in short he was worth it.

I was just wondering if I could learn how to squirt by myself, how long does it take to be able to pleasure myself is what I am asking, after Sue showed me and made me squirt through the night I have not been able to trigger the spot even though I know where she was touching. Is it me holding back or?

Maurice replies,

I’m glad you enjoyed your ‘dinner date’

About your squirting ability, you may be holding back or not concentrating as you should. Firstly you should be in the mood, horny-ish, it’s a mental hurdle for first timers but you’ll get over it

Whatever sets the mood for you ‘apply it’, if its sensual music, if its porn because of the visual and especially the sound effects, sexual sounds arouse the part of the brain that releases feel good juices. You need to clear you mind and concentrate on mentally setting the mood then start to play with yourself, closing your eyes and paying attention to the motions of arousing yourself is recommended

As shown by Sue, stroke your clitoris gently till you reach a rhythm that starts to stimulate and harden your clit, then insert you 2 fingers and apply the ‘come here’ motion (apply slight pressure on your nerve ends aka g-spot), keep stroking in the ‘come here’ motion till you feel like you want to pee, if you get there then you are on the path to ecstasy, if you let go of that felling you will squirt, a gush of water will eject from your vagina.

Sex in the Kitchen

They say that the way to a man’s heart is through great food…. really!

Men, when was the last time you stared at a piece of chicken breast or thigh ‘whatever takes your fancy’ and walla you suddenly had a boner!!!!

And if you did achieve a boner, that must have been one hell of a chicken or some weird fetish, enough said

Now, lets head to the kitchen where something should always be cooking. It’s a Saturday and you have the whole day to play, if you get my drift.

Imagine your woman, your girl in a skimpy number cooking up a meal, its all steamy and the heat is intensifying with every boiling pot. Concentrate on her nipples, and for those who can’t multitask just look at one, especially if she’s standing right next to the steaming pot, wearing a 70% polyester t-shirt, the moisture is aiding to unveil her nipples as they clearly ‘pop’ on your t-shirt surface…. mmmmmh what an arousing visual

You can’t resist her so you get closer until you are right behind her (be careful not to push her onto the boiling pot), you then put your arms around her by the waist, rub her tummy ‘gently’, whisper into her ear (something erotic), remember you are attempting to create the ‘mood’ so refrain from statements like “honey have put enough salt”, it’s ALL about 4-play not cooking tips!

As you whisper those erotic words you will instinctively generate a mental visual of the naughty things you are cooking up in your creative mind, this will lead her to feeling a bump poking her bum…. oh yes…. here comes that boner, she can feel every throb as you move ever closer and firmly hold her

If the scenario allows, slowly take down whatever she is wearing and commence to licking her ass, she has 2 cheeks so make sure you attend to each generously, as you do this she will be trying her best to multitask as she absorbs the sensations you are generating and strains to concentrate on the matter in hand…. ‘the cooking’

Now whip your cock out and rub it on her ass, from one cheek to the other, tell her not to turn around (if you’re lucky she will know how to role play and be submissive at that point), your cock is now extremely hard and she can feel a rod prodding behind her

The situation is now heading towards ‘getting out of hand’ and her vagina juices are flowing (sexual anticipation), take your shaft and penetrate her and maintain minimal thrusts, feel your shaft’s girth rub her vagina inner walls, don’t let the excitement (dopamine heightened levels) overwhelm you, mentally take charge and make her moan and groan, feel every inch of your penis embrace her vagina fluids

This is 4-play, after about 10 to 15 minutes of throbbing inside her ‘don’t cum’ let her finish cooking, your objective was to tease her and let her yearn for more of that cock

Do try this at home or wherever…. explore and enjoy

Dear Maurice,

I have been married for 22 years almost 23 later this year. My husband is 56 and I am 48 years old. We have 3 kids, 2 are all grown up and out of the house. Our last born is still in campus. I can say we live a good life and that our marriage is balanced with us allocating time for each other and also some ‘me time’ to keep our sanity and freedom.  We are both business people and are very devoted to success to give our children a better start in life. I can say we are a close family so if there’s an issue everyone in the family gets to know about it and we share the burden. In our case that formula has worked for many decades. However my greatest problem which to me is a non-issue is my love for outings. Every weekend for as long as I can remember I have always gone out with or without my husband for a drink and to socialize with friends, I believe that is my personality but of late my husband has began to lay certain laws in our household and honestly his rules are not acceptable to me.

Maurice asks,

What laws has your husband laid?

She replies,

He says that I have over done the outing behavior for too long and he would like to see his wife indoors by 7pm. In actual fact he referred to my age and stated that women of my age should not be dwelling in social places. That I must say, after all these years, was hurtful to hear.

Maurice asks,

What was your response to his comment?

She replies,

I just look at him and walked away, I knew I would say something to aggravate the situation so I opted not to comment. Later though, I reminded him that I have been socializing for years so why the change of heart from him, is he trying to take away my freedom?

Maurice asks,

What did he say?

She replies,

He asked why I was so adamant to go out for a drink and why couldn’t I have a drink at home with him; he also asked if I think my behavior is something our children approve of? I told him not to involve our children, they know their mother is young and heart and they understand my character. I told him the issue was with him. I asked him if it was about trusting me while I was out there. He said it had nothing to do with trust but mature behavior. How can we resolve this, what can I say to make him understand?

Maurice replies,

In my opinion, I believe it’s more about your husband running out of steam for the social arena and at one point he expected you to also run out of steam. In his mind at a particular age he thought you would stop going out and evidently you haven’t. The answer is not to stop your outings because that will inevitably lead to resentment which will further create a rift in your marriage. I recommend that you write a heart to heart letter to your husband outlining the trials and tribulations you have experienced over the last 22 years and affirm to him that he has nothing to worry about and that you still love him more than ever. Encourage more quality time together and sustain that lifestyle. Remember to note, that he has accepted you for who you are for decades and he should continue to do so unconditionally.

Dear Maurice,

I have been married for 1 year 4 months. I am 26 and my husband is 31. Currently we are having major arguments with my husband regarding almost everything under the sun. I do not know how to describe the situation other than call my husband a compulsive clean freak. He constantly negatively remarks about our home. He complains about my cleaning regiment which I believe is good however according to him I can do much better. Our home is spotless and I keep it that way because I know what a clean freak he is. But I also doubt the actual reason for the quarrels. I don’t know what it is but there must be something more to it.

Maurice asks,

When did your troubles begin?

She replies,

For the last one year we have had arguments every week. This causes us to turn to silent treatment around the house and that might go on for a few days.

Maurice asks,

In the last year did anything happen to stress your husband, it could be home or work related?

She replies,

Not that I know of, my husband is very vocal so if there was something bothering him I would expect for him to share with me but so far he has not mentioned anything of concern. I am having thoughts that he is bored of me and maybe he was not entirely ready for marriage, do you think that could be the case?

Maurice replies,

To say yes or no would be speculating at this point and time. I believe your husband may be troubled by something and that is causing him to experience stress which in-turn is affecting your communication. The whole cleaning regiment may be a bi-product of the core stress point which we need to establish.

She replies,

Could he be having an affair? I ask this because it’s not normal for a couple to constantly argue over the same matter for one year. I feel unappreciated in my own home. I feel that he has his fun outside the home then comes to off load his stresses on me instead of just coming out clean and telling me the truth. My husband complains about our kitchen, our sitting room, our bedroom, he has made it his mission to find a problem where there’s none. I am not exaggerating about our home situation, it’s getting worse and I don’t think I can take much more of it.

Maurice replies,

I can tell that things at home are stressful for you but let’s not jump the gun by speculating on whether your husband is cheating on you or not. I would like to believe that the real reason will come out during a session, where the 3 of us can share candid dialogue.

She replies,

How do I convince him to a counseling session?

Maurice replies,

You need to emphasis to your husband that your quarrels are affecting your bond and if he cares enough he needs to address the matter seriously. If one is willing to maintain harmony within their marriage they will do whatever is necessary to sustain a healthy marriage where both parties are emotionally content.

At this point the sexual heat is high, your body is a beacon of desire….

After sucking her nipples, let her climb onto of you and engage in a comfortable positioning for both of you and mentally ‘bookmark’ that position, especially if she moans as your penis penetrates her…. oh yes she can certainly feel your penis girth

Kiss her sensually, share a passionate kiss, let your lips merge and become one, your bodies are on over drive so you can hear each other breath as you kiss

Kiss her neck on both sides but take your sweet time to move along her neck contours and sense her body language as you lick and suck her neck, whenever she moans or holds you tighter then ‘that’s the spot’, you will indeed find many sensitive spots around her neck, your limbic system which registers sexual pleasure in your brain will always aid you to ‘bookmark’ her most sensitive pleasure zone, and its paramount that you also listen out for any instructions she may utter during all that passion. Men who listen keenly prevail

Now she is onto of you, her vagina has adapted to your penis girth, she can feel your every move inside her

Ask her ‘baby what do you want’, ‘where should I touch’

With her aerial view she may lead you to her breasts, gently start to play with her nipples, lubricate her nipple(s) with your saliva or hers to maximise on a pleasurable session of touch

Some women are so sensitive, so she may look and sound like she’s cumming so don’t be alarmed, give her more, and don’t get carried away keep the nipple tweaking at a motion that excites her,watch her facial expression they will let you know if you are doing it right. If she begins to ride you in a back & forth motion hold her ass firmly and aid her motion, at one point she may want full control so give it to her, let her rock your World!

To the ladies, sometimes, instead of the up & down motion as you ride him, apply the back & forth motion, like a belly dancer, that motion stimulates the penis and depending on your onto positioning the penis head will stimulate your nerve endings (your g-spot)

Here cums that orgasm

The sexual rodeo is on

Her nipples are so hard and pointed she could cut glass

Let her ride you facing the other way, you can be on your bed, on your sitting room couch, on a stable chair and just let her rock, and rock and rock, let her use your nuclear rod looking penis as her vessel to the land of erotic ecstasy.

While she rides you, as you lay or sit still you can throb your penis, that will fill your penis with blood and your girth will resonate heat within her vagina walls, that heat can make her cum over and over (don’t be surprised you don’t have to pound a woman like a builder to make her cum), subtle movements that trigger chemicals and nerves within her vagina can make her cum and achieve the big ‘O’ , the ultimate orgasm that makes a woman shiver and even shake uncontrollably

After riding you and the pleasure is too intense she may lie back against your chest with your penis still inside her, don’t move from that position, let her enjoy the moment, her body is probably experiencing a roller coaster of sensations, if you can however throb your penis ‘slowly’, touch her breasts, her nipples, feel her up, stretch your arm and place your finger on your clitoris and apply a bit of pressure and apply a circular motion ‘slowly’, this is a good way of reigniting the sexual session momentum, in short, you are not done yet!

It’s time to reposition

Penetrate her in the missionary position only this time lay her on the bed and give her your shaft as you stand at the side of the bed

Look into each others eyes as you deliver your shaft, engage in a rhythm that she likes and give it to her, don’t rush, you can gradually speed up but watch her response to affirm she is responding well to your rhythm changes

Try placing her feet on your chest and avoid applying your body weigh on her, that position hits the g-spot pretty accurately, and you must thrust in a slight upward motion so that your penis head generates friction on the upper level of her vagina, if she indicates that she likes the feeling and you maintain that position, if she allows herself to let go of the pee-ing sensation, you will feel ‘at that point’ a building bulge putting pressure on your penis ‘as if pushing it out of her vagina’, that GENTS is the beacon that tells you she is about to explode, yes she is going to squirt

Ladies and gents, don’t ever be afraid to wet your bed, you can always turn the mattress around, after all it’s only a water like fluid that gushes out of the vagina, the question is, would you rather have a dry bed with lousy sex or a wet bed due to intense erotic sex

If you would rather have a dry bed then this sex educational article is not for you.

Oh my, its time to reposition again

Before you engage in this position

Lick her clit, be sure to suck on her labia and let her suck your cock

Simultaneous sex is awesome

Even the thought is stimulating, take turns in this position, let her ride you ‘back & forth’ and hold her legs as you thrust into her, remember the lower part of your penis vein will now be stimulating her upper vagina wall, her g-spot and the friction will feel different with the bulge of your vein flowing with blood

Now it’s time to up the momentum, she is moist, she wet as hell, she wants it so bad, GIVE IT TO HER

Take her from the back, turn into that Wolf, that Dog, let your canine coooock thrust her

She is screaming out for more and she wants it deeper and deeper and harder, give her that shaft just as she likes it

The beast in you should activate her sound senses as you ask “you want it deeper and harder”….”then take it, take it baby”

Her nails by now are engraving alien language into the pillows, her bodily chemicals of arousal are all over the place, she doesn’t know whether to scream or shout, her breathing is erratic, maintain your rhythm, the moment is almost upon you, she will let you know when she can’t hold back anymore…. her juices are at boiling point, she will soon cream your cock…. oh shit she’s about to ‘cum’

When she cums let her come and lay onto of you

Let her appreciate your effort

Share that intimate kiss

It’s the pillow talk commercial break

Remember, your work is not done, you are letting her cool down a bit…. then….

Take her to another part of the house and begin to arouse her again

Women love a man who consistently licks their clit ‘really good’

Lick and lick like your life depended on it

Remember, you are the vessel of her every pleasure

Allow yourself to be used and sexually abused, I’m sure ‘you get my drift’

Let her look at you and say “damn this man wants to kill me” (that’s a good thing)

It’s been a journey and a half to this point so take your time, her labia by now looks like its swollen with the stimulation of the nerves, suck her labia, one by one (there are only 2 labia flaps so don’t go looking for more)

You’re done with the staircase or couch

Try the bathroom

Try the kitchen

If you have a tub, hmmmm…. let the motions begin, let the water splash!

Place your penis on her breasts and squeeze her breasts together, thrust onto her breast valley, pure some melted chocolate, shit you can apply margarine if that takes your fancy

A tub of ice cream can come in handy, scoop a teaspoon and feed each other, from one mouth to the other, ‘fuck’ ‘fuck’ feel your penis erection grow, feel it swell as she plays with your shaft, finger after finger, let her give you a hand job as she sucks your lower and upper shaft area

Making love is great

But now you need to fuck her and watch yourself in the mirror

Let the beast in you erupt with power and stamina, take charge, seize the moment, you are a Spartan ‘give it to her’

Thrust her over and over and over, she has no where to escape

In this position her she can feel your cock’s girth deep inside her, she may even imply that she can feel you thrusting all the way into her abdomen, don’t you dare stop, she might kill you ‘literally’ if you do, this position may also make you feel like ejaculating but you must resist the urge at all costs, control your soldiers, and whatever you do ignore her “come baby come” calls, tell her this is not Miguna time and keep thrusting from here to Canada!

The time has come for you to let her please you, let her make you explode

Get into your favorite position, the position that gets you there, for some men when she gets back onto and rides you like there’s no tomorrow you moan and groan as you try and hold back but the intensity of things ‘her vaginal juices’ just get you there, that feeling of the build up is sweet and indeed you can feel your penis throbbing due to the eruption that is moments away

If you get the rhythm right and your minds are in-sync you will cum together

Many women love to feel that warm flow of your semen spray inside their vagina, at times it actually induces an orgasm for the woman

MEN, she may have used you as a vessel of pleasure and to be honest that’s your role as a man ‘yes’ to be used to satisfy her every sexual desire, so get used to it

Once your sexual journey has come to an end

It’s only a pit stop, a time to rest, recuperate from all that activity

Take her in your arms and make her feel safe, remember to kiss her before she drifts into lala land, cover her up with the duvet and keep her warm, hold her tight and follow her into the land of tranquility

Beware! If her libido is high, she may want more at 5am….

In my business the issue of sex is evidently the issue that stands out everyday, every week, every month; so instead of dwelling on the negatives let’s look at ways to enjoy sex and most of all prolong the pleasures derived from the motions of sex, the motions of making love….

Let’s embark on the journey that makes sex delightful….

Its always good to create a baseline, to create a positive atmosphere from which you can stimulate each other, by teasing, flirting and just having fun

Taking a bath together, for those who like to freshen up before sex is an ideal setting to chat and build up into sexual flirting, after-all you are both naked, here’s your foundation that you can build on and generate sexual chemistry with snippets of what you want to do to each other

Leading each other on in form of hints can be fun, if you can navigate humor into your flirting, a bit of laughter will sooth the heart

Let it not be nuclear science, take every moment as it comes and don’t over think when it comes to what you think she or he wants to hear

Teasing and flirting induces a lot of sexual brain activity and the more ‘feel good’ chemicals you have flowing within you the better

Remember that although sex is a physical act, the key element that makes sex fun and allows for inhibitions to wither away is your mental state

Men are known to rush, so don’t, she’s not going anywhere, she is yours for the night

Get naked and stand up, hold each other and share a sensual moment where you just hold each other and kiss, slowly, kiss over and over as if you don’t want that moment to ever end

As you kiss, if you like your upper or lower lip sucked on or gently bit then tell your partner just how you want it done

As you kiss, let your hands wander around, feel each others body

Explore the rear part of your bodies and touch each others ass aka ‘bottoms’, arouse each other with subtle whispers of sexual intent as you kiss, this is all part of foreplay

Touch her breasts and play with her nipples, and because this is a sensitive area to ascertain your touch is doing a great job don’t be shy to ask her in your most sexy voice ‘how she likes it done’, follow any instruction she may give and watch how she reacts to your touch

Sex is about exploring and truth be told you will never know your woman’s body 100%, why, because as she ages her bodily desires are likely to change so you must be willing to adapt and fine tune your skills by being a dedicated sexual student

When you met her you were an under grad, before you knew it your well into your Masters, the sky is the limit ‘or not’

Now that you have acquired your PHD, her body echoes ‘orgasm’ after ‘orgasm’

Squeeze her breasts just the way she likes it and feel her up

Make her moan with your every sensual touch, be firm but gentle

If you are standing behind her let her feel your penis throbbing behind her

Keep squeezing her breasts and lick her neck or whisper sweetness into her ear

Let her experience a multitude of sensations through your touch and sound, your manly moans of pleasure will synchronize with her moans, close your eyes and soak in the pool of sensations

Slow the momentum

Hold her firm, make her feel secure, wanted

Compliment each other, this is all about the build up, the foreplay

Foreplay is like a roller coaster, it builds up gently then it sets off a rush, your body is intensely stimulated by the rush

Your body is crying out for more, but you slow things down again only to increase the tempo, that’s the art of the ultimate tease

Again, kiss her, kiss each other sensually and keep kissing till you crave for more then to intensify your craving continue kissing, it’s torture but it’s sweet

If you aim to seduce her and play with her as you explore the path of foreplay then it’s time to arouse her vagina

Start by licking and as you lick and arouse her within minutes you should feel her get moist meaning her estrogen is doing exactly what it should be doing by allowing for her to get wet

Take your time ‘down town’

You’re not in water so you need not come up for air

As you lick you should graduate to sucking her clitoris, again it’s crucial you do it right, so if in doubt, ask her how she likes it, learn to read her facial expressions and body language, remember with learning from her you acquire knowledge and with that knowledge you get to make her scream with pleasure ‘what more can a man ask for’

Foreplay is all about exploring your environment so change her positioning so that she can experience a new visual that will most likely arouse her, especially if the position you have put her in registers with her as erotic, the mind is a great and complex biological machinery, it can translate scenarios to induce very erotic thoughts

As you suck her clit twirl your tongue, as you suck create a vacuum where you suck and gently pull at her clit through the oral vacuum

If you do it right you should witness her getting very aroused and with a look of surprise, wondering what the f**k are you doing to her, but don’t make her cum yet!

Reposition yourselves and let her please you

You know your penis better so don’t hope for the best, tell her how you want her to work it

You can arouse yourself by placing your penis on her breasts, feel your penis touch her breasts (oh yes)

Let her feel you up, touch your ass and squeeze it

Tell her to hold your shaft and say hello by giving it a kiss, she shouldn’t be in a hurry to deep throat, not yet anyway, tell her to be generous with her saliva, your penis needs to be soaked, her natural lubrication is all you need before she begins to rub on your shaft

Now she is sucking at the tip of your penis

Let the saliva reign

Let her twist her hand gently as she moves from top to bottom and back up again, tell her what rhythm  to maintain once she gets the hand motion right

To get the best out of a blow job it is crucial for her to slightly tilt your penis down wards until a painless pressure is maintained, the pressure increases the erection strength and also helps in sustaining a longer harder erection

Some women look up at you to get confirmation that their efforts are satisfactory so do you noble duty and affirm to her that she is doing a great job (assuming she is)

Again foreplay dictates that you must change positions again, and if you are a kinky man who is willing to explore her pleasure zones, then turn her around and lick her ass, every inch, and make your way to her vagina and do what you must with all your might

Hold her butt cheeks firmly and spread her cheeks slightly so that you have full view of her vagina

She may get very wet or be very wet at this point so enjoy her juices

Suck her so good that she craves for you, I believe you get my drift, but don’t give in, give her more of your tongue

And more tongue

Let her juices flow into your mouth

Keep licking

Keep her moist

Say sexual things to her that may pop in your mind

She has an aerial view of you at this point so she is keenly watching your every move as you devour her vagina

Keep the tongue lashing going to her liking, make her beg for your cock and then keep licking at her till she says ‘oh shit’, that’s a great sign of things to cum!

Repositioning is the order of the day

Now play with her vagina with your fingers (with cut nails)

Lubricate your fingers with your saliva or hers, be gently until her vagina is used to this foreign engagement known as your finger or fingers

If you want to induce the water works known as squirting, at this point you are allowed

Place your finger or 2 fingers on her upper inner vaginal wall and feel for a pumpy area, that’s where her nerve endings are, if stimulated correctly her vaginal will instantly turn into a fountain gushing out a water like liquid that you are welcome to have spray on your face or drink.

The aim is not to make her squirt or orgasm during the foreplay but to arouse her to the point of no return

Place her on the edge of the bed or sofa and start to rekindle the kisses you had at the beginning of this sexual session

By now you are both emitting enough heat to power a village for a week

Embrace the moment and sensually acknowledge one another

Yes, it’s not easy not to want to dive in but time for all that action is soon knocking, you just need to open the door or is it flood gates!

As you kiss her, let her know she is special, that she is sexy in every way possible, tell her that your penis has been throbbing tirelessly anticipating entry into her secret garden

Lure her onto the bed and suck her breast as you play with her clit

You won’t need to tell her to close her eyes, the sensations going through her body will do that for you

Take your hand away from her vagina and lick it

Now switch to the other breast, always tend to both, it’s only fair to please the pair, she will be grateful as she orders you not to stop whatever you are doing….

THAT WAS PART I….

Look out for PART II coming soon….

Personally I have no idea what she was trying or should I say attempting

I recommend she unplugs the roller and embarks on sanitizing the roller so that she can cook some chapatis for her unsuspecting guests

What was she thinking?

When I say ‘be creative’, if you don’t own a vibrator, this is not an option

 

Speaking of chapatis, I love them

 

 

Something tells me I am not alone in saying that this was not what KWS had in mind for  local tourism

I’m sure the brochure in the Western World  appeals to some tourists but ‘really’

 

 

 

 

If you happen to be bored at home and your thinking of doing something sexy something kinky, please don’t do this….

Do this for your boyfriend or husband, and if you do and are clearly willing to get naked then invest in hiring a professional photographer

 

 

I believe that we should all be one with nature, preserve our trees, our forests, our catchment areas but this is not how to do it

 

 

 

 

 

Let’s assume this was one of those photos that people exchange on social media, and trust me there’s a lot of nudity going on (which is fine with me), anyway assuming I did receive this photo I would be very worried on the prospects of flooding at that canyon!

That said I must give her some credit for her appearance effort and location

This orgasmic experience during sleep is witnessed among women who think about sex when awake.  Waking cognition includes memory (the limbic system) where sexual memory is stored, fantasy, desire, imagination, and familiarity with sexual pleasure and the orgasmic reflex.

It is likely that formal education, intelligence, personality characteristics, and other cultural factors also influence these sleep mentations aka mental activities.  Orgasmic responses during sleep seem more likely when there is some level of involuntary nervous system arousal before sleep, including both psychological and physiological elements. Some of the women who think of their desires during the day usually find themselves masturbating in the office.

Physiological elements include lingering arousal from waking orgasms or other sexual behavior; however, this arousal may also be due to hormonal fluctuations, physical exercise, or emotional states such as anxiety, or anger.

It is likely that these sleep orgasms occur more frequently among lucid dreamers due to possible neurological conditions unique to the lucid dream state, and the conscious freedom to commit to a course of action, in this case pleasure. These sleep orgasms are very common among young women especially in their teens, why, because they don’t have stress levels that may hinder sexual functions, their hormones are active, depending on their sexual exposure their minds are set to explore and allow for desires and fetishes to nurture in their young minds.

One of the simpler explanation to why some women orgasm in their sleep much easier than during sexual intercourse is because while asleep they have no control over their bodily functions, arousal is not limited by any factors, inhibitions are at their lowest if at all there. Hence why some women will attest to having very intense orgasm in their sleep or much later after they have had sex. Men experience this phenomena during wet dreams, an honest man will owe up to having incredible wet dreams where you find that his ejaculation is much stronger than when having sex with a woman.

Dear Maurice,

I really need your help, I am completely lost, I am partly to blame, I think! My marriage is on the rocks and has been for the last 6 years.

I am frustrated and it would be an under statement to call my current life a nightmare.  Over the 6 years or so I have learnt to become a loner.

I cry alone and I share with no one my problems. Not even with my girlfriends because I have learnt that they find comfort in my unfortunate dwellings. It’s like we are pretend friends, everyone hoping the next person is in more trouble than the next. If I may ask, why is that so?

Maurice replies,

If you are asking why your friends find your problems entertaining, the answer is simple; humanity has been selfish for a long time. Many close people in our life listen to your problems but there initial aim is not to assist you but to gossip about you once you leave the social forum. People, especially a common trait among women, love knowing that it’s not only them who have problems. I believe we both know that women can be very bitchy and malicious towards one another despite being long term friends. Now that we have digressed, what is the main marriage issue that you have?

She replies,

I have been married for 8 years and I have known my husband for 14 years. We started dating on the basis of a fling; we had an open relationship until the year before we decided to get married. My husband never went down on his knees to propose is what I am trying to say. After our on and off relationship we finally came to conclude that we were meant to be together and we got married.

Maurice asks,

You still are avoiding the issue?

She replies,

My husband before we got married was a complete womanizer and I guess that was attractive at the time. But I thought he would change once we got married considering it was a mutual agreement to become 100% exclusive to each other. We really in depth discussed our future and he promised me that as long as he is my husband he would honour his vows and be faithful to me. On the downside we agreed if things were not working we would be honest and come clear instead of hurting each other. This has not been the case. My husband has cheated on me 4 times in the last 6 years and I keep taking him back after his false promises and now I am getting tired of his antics. What I want to know from your perspective is if there’s a chance for him to one day change?

Maurice asks,

How old is your husband?

She replies,

He is 41 and I am 36.

Maurice replies,

This is my opinion, even if I were to have a counsel session with your husband I do not believe it would eventually change his character trait. In my experience with such men only age slows them down. At the present I don’t foresee him changing, he may make promises but most of the time promises are broken, I believe you have witnessed that already. It’s unlikely that he will ever be exclusively yours, like I said only age can slow him down and he is still in his prime. It’s unfortunate but those are the facts regarding your future. Your options are to leave or live with status quo. You may also seek a second opinion but beware of those that may have commercial interests over their ethical duty to counsel you.