Women, women, women we can’t live without you ‘for sure’ but sometimes you make men wish you could be ‘muted’ or you could take a trans-spatial trip to Mars and take your time before you get back…… why? Well to you it may make ‘sense’ but to us some stuff that comes out of your mouth should say in your mouth!
Here are a few things you say and I will also let yo
u know what many men wish they could reply back (if it warrants a reply).
Woman: “Sweetie does this dress make me look fat?”
Man: “Now that you mention it honey, I’ve been wondering why the cookie jar is always empty after every weekly refill……” (Nasty, I know).
Or
Man: “Honey why don’t we sue these tailors that make you look fat?”
Women: (A movie we both haven’t watched starts) then 5 minutes into the movie……“Baby what’s going to happen????” ‘WTF I didn’t direct the movie’ or “Baby we forgot the popcorn” (guess who has to get up and buy the pop corn and miss part of the movie) or “Do you think that guy is the baddie?”
In a man’s head ‘considering he keeps killing people I sure hope he’s not the goodie’……….(These blonde lapses can be exhausting to the male brain).
Man (stupidly asks): “Honey what’s wrong?” (Then to add to the stupidity, the man asks) “Was it something I did?” (Why would you pour fuel onto a small fire, why not just go start a fire in some Australian bush!).
Woman (without fail answers): “If you don’t know then there’s no point telling you……”(That statement defeats all logic).
Man: Is left thinking “WTF”.
Woman: (You have just had a new hair do) “Baby, have you noticed anything different about me?” (Ladies at this point we are so blank then we start forming our own stories that could get us into hot soup).
Man: “Cub cake you are looking as hot as ever” or “Honey you will always be my Queen” or “wow I love your new shoes” (You’ve had the shoes for 2 years, at this point you get pissed because he hasn’t mentioned your new hair do, not all men notice cosmetic changes, to be honest majority careless, but don’t worry, the day you walk into the house with your hair on fire or with a frog hanging on it he will quickly identify the anomaly).
We are peacefully watching TV cuddled up then you throw in a bombshell question: “Baby how was last night for you, for me it was the best I’ve ever had” (Let’s assume she’s telling him the truth).
Man: “Honey you are my only one and last night was awesome” (‘That was not the question’ but what options does a man have’. For men that question falls under the category of ‘trick questions’ because if for sure we know it was not the best, but we were not comparing anyway plus you brought it up, that question can make or break that night or even the relationship, so much pressure, we must not hesitate or boldly say “you’re not the best but you’re close”…..if only).
Same setting ‘watching TV’, the woman asks: “Baby don’t we just click (as you hold him tighter); one day do you see yourself as a father, as someone’s husband? (when really you mean you)”.
Man: (Now ladies, this question is beyond ‘cruel’, it falls under entrapment. We can’t answer the question in a general contest, it has to sound that you are part of the answer, again pressure! Do you know those sorts of questions gradually scare a man away. Not because he doesn’t want to marry you but because he is just not ready to discuss that topic. If he has to fake it to get in your good books then it’s not worth the effort.
Yes some men will lie till ‘Kingdom come’ but those men have their motives and just because they say everything you want to hear does not mean they have your best at heart. Better the man who shows that he genuinely enjoys your company, even if he is not ready to discuss marriage, than the one who easily serenades you with all the sweet words you want to hear only to ‘shock’ you later.
Ladies, a man who ‘cares’, which is more powerful and noticeable action than loving you, for a woman will tell her the good and the bad without fear of any form of reprisal or judgment. DO NOT dismiss the man who has the balls to tell you ‘as it is’, he is undoubtedly the one who is less likely to hurt you.
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