Dear Maurice,
I am going through a very rough patch in my life right now and I need your help to get things back to what they were.
Maurice asks,
What is the problem?
She replies,
I have been evicted from my home and I don’t know what to do.
Maurice replies,
Please expound on the context of your eviction.
She replies,
My long term boyfriend has thrown me out of our home. I came home and found that he had packed all my stuff. He then proceeded to evict me as he threatened to burn all my stuff if I don’t leave immediately.
Maurice asks,
What ignited his actions, did you have a disagreement that escalated to this point?
She replies,
He accused me of cheating on him in our home.
Maurice asks,
Does he have any basis to accuse you, does he have proof to your infidelity?
She replies,
He was told that while he was away I had been dating several men and that it all took place in our home.
Maurice replies,
Who told him, and is the source reliable? In short, are you guilty of the accusation?
She replies,
I was afraid you would ask that question. Maurice I did not cheat on him emotionally. It was all physical for me. You see, my boyfriend who had proposed to me in August last year lives in Geneva where he works and has been working for the last 5 years.
Maurice replies,
So what you are saying is that though you cheated by being with another man or woman, you do not perceive it as cheating but an avenue for you to quench your sexual craving, please note at this point am not clear on your sexual inclination! Perhaps you can confirm?
She replies,
I am straight. I am going to sound selfish but my boyfriend kind of deserved a taste of his own medicine. He was so insecure on the phone and always accused me of cheating and when he came home I found a message on his phone that confirmed he was in sexual relations with a girl who lives in my block of flats.
Maurice asks,
So you were revenging on his cheating ways, is that it?
She replies,
Not really.
Maurice replies,
Well, well, the saga thickens, please fill in the blanks.
She replies,
Once it was confirmed that I was cheating he then started to chat this other girl. All these events have take place within 3 weeks of him returning back home. When he got back, he chased me away to my best friend’s place who also lives in our residential complex.
He then packed my stuff and called me to pick them. When I got to my friend’s he called me and 
told me, and I quote, “the person you have run to for comfort was the same person who told me you were hosting multiple men in my house”, “your so called friend was my source of information, I even have the names of the men and their car number plates”, “while I was abroad creating a future for us you were busy screwing men driving big cars, I never want to see you again. And by the way, I am never divorcing you, try explaining that to your parents you bitch”.
Maurice asks,
You are married? I thought he had only proposed to you?
She replies,
We secretly got married at the AG’s office so that it would speed up my travel to join him in Geneva. My parents are not aware but his parents were in the loop and had given their blessings. The official wedding was scheduled for next year in May. How can you help me!
Maurice replies,
So allow me to recap. While your boyfriend was away you were seeing several men in his house where you were residing as his girlfriend and secret wife. Once he had enough evidence he decided to throw you out of his house. You do not deny the accusation and you want me to repair the damage, is the correct?
She replies,
Yes Maurice. I made a huge mistake and I need him back. I forgot to mention that he took back his car which I was using so now I am forced to use public transport and he has cut off my allowance. My best friend also threw out after I confronted her about selling me out.
Maurice asks,
So where are you staying now?
She replies,
I am staying at another friend’s place. She has been supportive but I can sense her husband wants me out.
Maurice replies,
Let me guess! This friend who has taken you in lives in the same complex.
She replies,
Yes.
Maurice replies,
Excuse my sarcasm but your complex sounds like a soap opera!
She replies,
I don’t know why the husband dislikes me, his wife is not the Saint she pretends to be. The number of times I have covered for her while she was out with other guys.
Maurice replies,
Let’s stick to your dilemma, clearly birds of a feather flock together in your complex. To be perfectly honest, I do not perform miracles and rarely has your predicament ended with a reunion. The level of betrayal is not easy to forgive or forget and from experience with men in your boyfriend’s state of mind, it will take him a long while to forgive you. His intent is in his words where he states he will not give you a divorce. That tells me he is planning to punish you and even though I speculate, the punishment will be dragged on and he will probably attempt to make your life hell especially your social life. His aim is to make you hurt just like he has. Your man right now is like a wounded buffalo, he is in no moods to reconcile or forgive.
I do not know if you read my last blog post ‘Diaspora Love’ which profiles a calculative man who lured and deceived a woman into falling in love with him only to end up showcasing his true colours of non-committal. In this case your man despite any short falls he may have was planning a future for the two of you and after all his efforts to show his commitment you went ahead and did things behind his back yet you were living under the comforts he had provided.
It begs the question ‘WHAT DO HUMANS REALLY WANT’. Is there ever a winner in relation to all those men and women who put their all in a relationship, hoping to make it work and attain a Disney ‘happy ever after’ story ending.
Individuals have their choice to do as they please but I have always advocated for relationship settings that have what people would call minimal risk. The variables of negative influence, lust, temptation in a long distance are vast and the probabilities of ‘loyalty’ are limited.
Once upon a time, I used to believe that there was such a thing as a ‘selfless good deed’ but over time and experiences where people give out positive energy and devotion expecting the same are in many occasions disappointed by their partners who give far less in return. The selfless good deed goes out the window when one expects the same back, expects affirmation and in truth as humans we all seek to be acknowledged if we exclusively commit to one person and assert all our energy to making them happy.
My dear I advice you stay away and give him space to digest and come to terms with his findings. He is currently fueled by emotions of aggression and in time he will flip into practical thinking mode which is the natural wiring of most sane men. Until then keep a low profile in his life and social circles.
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mauricetherapy 
“Individuals have their choice to do as they please but I have always advocated for relationship settings that have what people would call minimal risk.”
This is fantasy Maurice…because…
“The sexes desire to trust one another, but they wish to actualise their sexual imperatives far more. As such, trust is predicated on the degree of one’s control far more than it is any sense of blind loyalty.” – IM
True story….
It is folly for women to think they can have affairs of whatever kind with men who they’re with exclusively, even where there is non-exclusivity, without consequence – doesn’t matter what arrangement we have, if lads know another dick(s) has been there, lads are less inclined. End of! men don’t share, women do, that is how we were made…equality(ism) is a sallacious delusional house of cards.
Social engineering and the feminine imperative are trying to change it, for the last half decade, feminism, a subset of this has tried, but you cannot change how we were made.
To quote a line from Flip Mode Squad – “Fuck around if you want bitches, but yo’ betta off actin’ like you know!”
Maurice,
Our ladies need to learn the male anatomy like we did with theirs.
1. Men can mess up once in a while out there but they never loose there focus on the goal (there woman back at home)even when out of there country.
2. Men don’t share(even male animals don’t like lions)
3. As long as a man knows his stuff were hit while he was the alpha male,things will never be the same hence why men don’t forget/forgive even in a million years.
So far ladies who have been in the same position as our lady here,please take note that he has and will never forgive you,what you have is working is for you now is just for the sake of maybe circumstances.
Women are gold diggers and you can’t please them no matter the effort I hope he is fucking the informant.
Probably is bruv…wouldn’t be a surprise though now would it? 😉
Women are hypergamous. That’s really all there is to it. Men can either adapt or be a statistic!