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Dear Maurice,

I have been silently following your blog and I find myself in a situation where I need your opinion on something that recently happened to me. I used to have a close friend, this was like 16 months ago and after a few incidents we broke off our friendship. It all began when he met this girl and he fell for her.

Maurice replies,

Ok, I am a bit unclear. So this friend of yours is no longer a friend because of some other girl?

She replies,

We were friends for 4 years and then we once made out while camping in Nakuru and decided to be fuck buddies.

Maurice asks,

Did your fuck buddie relationship have any exclusivity terms & conditions or was it strictly casual?

She replies,

We fucked and saw other people but after two years around the time he met his girlfriend I had developed feelings for him but I could not tell him because we had both agreed that signs of love would destroy everything we had. I dated two others guys during our friendship and I always wanted to spend more time with him because there was always brutal honesty between us.

Maurice replies,

You do realise that true honesty is mostly witnessed between two people who are sexually connected but have not labeled their relationship. Hence why people find it easier to share with friends than with their own partners. For many couples once they define their relationship then it automatically bring about a change of mindset, secrecy begins to blossom, jealousy thrives which leads to insecurity and before you know it your friendship withers.

She replies,

Yes, tell me about it! Feelings of love can be so messy. So anyway, I got jealous and worst yet he asked for my blessings as his best friend ‘as he used to call me’. I pretended and wished him well, and I did ask him if we would still be fucking even though he had a girlfriend. He said yes but as their relationship went on he showed no sexual interest in me. I felt betrayed and even though he still treated me like his best friend I ended up fucking his girlfriend and his father.

Maurice asks,

You did what!!!!!!!!!

Now this is juicy. How did you manage to fuck his Dad?

She replies,

LOL…. his father would flirt with me whenever we were socializing or at their place. I think his mother suspects LOL. Oh by the way, my best friend and I are 22. His father is 46. He is so hot, he was a former rugby player. So anyway, I found out that his father was taking a trip out of town with his boys and I tagged along with a girlfriend of mine who got pregnant after that trip. But that’s a story for another day. In case you are wondering, I made out with his girlfriend over drinks at his place while he was out with his boys.

Maurice replies,

Clearly rugby guys are busy in this Kenya of ours! lol #amonthefloor #rugbyalumnioperations

So let me get this straight. You had sexual affairs or as you call them ‘incidents’ with your best friend’s girlfriend and Dad to get back at him for breaking your heart, even though technically he did not intentionally break your heart because you were just having a friends with benefits arrangement, isn’t that correct?

And as much as I appreciate you sharing your story, I am curious to know what opinion you seek from me?

She replies,

I am not done with my story. After he found out about my deeds, he colluded with his pals to trick me into falling for them. They agreed to pursue me and whoever achieved their goal would be rewarded. I stupidly fell for two of his friends and the reward for fucking me was an expensive Whiskey.

Maurice replies,

What you are saying is that you were somewhat tag teamed. Please forgive me but I need a moment to LMAO…. I am curious, which Whiskey was awarded?

She replies,

They love Dalmore 18. Aki Maurice, you are laughing at me.

Maurice replies,

Come on, even you know it’s hilarious!!!!

And I really hope you are not playing victim because one deed deserves another. You were the orchestrator of this game. Once you fucked his Dad and girlfriend you rolled the dice and sealed your current fate. By the way, this is not unusual among male close friends. If you dare to mess with one of us, we will unleash the wrath of the group. Some men call it ‘sharing is caring’. It’s never a good feeling to be played but in this case I call it ‘fair play’. You found a way to unsettle him and he did the same. I hope this ends here. You’re not planning to fuck his mother are you?

She replies,

LOL no I am not. You’re funny!

Maurice replies,

I am guessing you now have my opinion on the matter. And again, thank you so much for sharing. It was entertaining to hear your story. Question, are you still banging his Dad and if you don’t mind me asking who is the better shag?

She replies,

His father is a stallion. He does things to me that I can’t explain. I always thought men my age group were better at sex. Have you ever being addicted to a man and you can’t explain why, that is my current situation and I am loving it.

Maurice replies,

Good for you. And no I have never been addicted to a man, just good pussy with loads of squirting in the mix!

She replies,

Can you teach me how to squirt?

Maurice replies,

Oh yes, that I can do. You want to add a new skill to your repertoire. We can always schedule a session.

She replies,

Maurice, Maurice, Maurice… I admire your professionalism but don’t you get tired of making a woman squirt and not traversing her entire body. Am a whiskey and cocktails girl, both have a way of opening me up, care to find out how open I can be!!!!

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