mauricetherapy

Dear Maurice,

Firstly, I want to wish you a Merry Merry Christmas. I have actually met you but we will get to that after I vent a little so please allow to do so. I have given my heart and soul to my man for 6 years and I have received nothing but heartache after heartache. Thankfully we only have one child so I give provide without his petty cash that he thinks so highly of. My husband has been involved in multiple affairs always saying sorry and that he will never do it again. He has even blamed it on drinking, peer pressure, stress from work which I thought should reduce a man’s libido not throw him towards the nearest slut at our local. Speaking of our local, 5 years ago he hooked up with then a close girlfriend of mine and they had plenty of drinks and ended up in our bed. I was away at the time but the evidence and signs of a woman were all over our bed. Imagine he was too lazy to even change the sheets. Honesty if you are going to do something do it right with a bit of player flare. Anyway my main reason of writing to you is to remind you of a bridal shower in September in Kileleshwa where you miraculously made 7 of my girlfriends squirt but I was the only one that gave you a hard time due to my mental state. I am sorry it was actually the thoughts of my marriage collapsing that made it so difficult for me to concentrate, though I must admit your finger did touch the spot, how you do it I have no idea, and the tingly peeing feeling was new and rather exciting but it only lasted about a minute then I zoned out. I know you make plenty of women squirt but you must remember that particular shower.

By the way the girls are still talking about that night, it was a session never to be forgotten. I am not hitting on you but I envy who ever you are “mingling” with or dating. A man who does not need explanation he just knows where and how to touch.  Which leads me to my next point. I am so ready to learn how to squirt. I have decided to make life about me first and my friends agree its about time. I love my child but mummy needs some excitement in her life too. If you are free on the 2nd or 3rd week of January 2013 I would like to tentatively book you for a weekend slot, like a Friday evening. I know your fee I just need to sort out a venue that’s affordable, any suggestions? By the way, unless they already got back to you with feedback, 2 of the girls have achieved the recently thought impossible squirting with their men. Well done Maurice you are delivering results. I have a question for you. How were you so sure that most of us at the shower would be able to squirt, like I said there’s a lot of chatter about your magic finger and I want to know where the confidence comes from?

Maurice replies,

It’s years of passion and research into the realm of the female body. If you implant a positive thought or a thought of positive encouragement or curiosity then the likelihood is that the odds will favour you. Prior to the session you all knew that I was going to teach you how to squirt so you mentally prepared for it and made individual decisions on whether to go with the flow or decline. The only variables I can not control are the negative thoughts that may linger from your brain’s frontal lobes. Like I always say, there’s a science to most great things.