mauricetherapy

Dear Maurice,

I was dating my ex for 2 years then we broke it off when our long distance was not working for us. After not seeing her for about a year we met and went out pub crawling till we ended up at mine. You can only guess we were not playing cards nor chess. Anyway, in the morning I left for work and she later text me to tell me it was good to see me again. She begun to travel to Nairobi more often and we occasionally hooked up for casual sex. That went on for 5 months then I found out that after we broke up she started to date a pal of mine who basically took my place. I was a bit pissed off but I never mentioned it to her, after all I was still tapping it, plus that pussy used to be mine anyway.

Maurice asks,

So lets get this straight, you are still ‘tapping’ your ex even after finding out she is with another guy?

He replies,

Share and share a like, yes I am. There must be something he is not doing for her to be fucking me, don’t you think?

Maurice replies,

It’s only logical that she must be enjoying the thrill, what that thrill is only she can tell us. So how exactly can I be of assistance?

He replies,

What my ex doesn’t know is that since we broke up I have been sleeping with two of her close friends who live in Nairobi.

Maurice replies,

And?

He replies,

You don’t know her, she will flip if she ever finds out. How can I  make sure it never comes out?

Maurice replies,

My good man I don’t envy you because the only reason she doesn’t know is because her friends are enjoying the thrill of fucking you behind her back, hence the phrase ‘back stabbing’. However if for any reason you under perform or piss off any of the two then the odds will be against you.

Personally I would bet against you, why???? the simple question is for how long can you keep up this shag fest without getting bored? And what if one of the girls decides she wants more than just casual sex mates? The variables are not in your favour however enjoy it while it lasts.

If I may, why sleep with two of her friends instead of any other random women?

He replies,

Dude, the friends were gagging for it from way back, my ex had told them about my bedroom skills, it was just a matter of time and I’m not a selfish man so I had to do what a man has to do.

Maurice asks,

So its a ego power thing ‘right’? You still have access to your ex’s vagina plus another two and what triggers your testosterone is the fact that they are all friends.

He replies,

Dude you know it is.

Maurice asks,

Do the two friends in Nairobi know you are fucking them both?

He replies,

No, why?

Maurice replies,

Your eventuality odds have further reduced, like I said I don’t envy you.

He replies,

What would you have done if you were me?

Maurice replies,

Assuming I was you. I would from the beginning by manner of  ‘hinting’ state my intent to pursue each individual to each one. That way they all have the mind set that you are freelancing and not exclusive, and if your lingo with women is good, you would get each of them curious and competitive enough to fuck you. Which translates to more fucking without having to worry about keeping secrets. Your current ego driven strategy has too many negative possibilities. Plus you know most women eventually talk and share information so your sex triangle is fragile at the moment.