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Dear Maurice,

You had asked for feedback after our session and I have both good and kind of bad news for you. The good news is that I have perfected everything you taught me, thank you, the art of squirting is now something that occurs naturally for me.

Maurice asks,

What is the bad news?

She replies,

In the last 48 hours I have found out that my husband has been having an affair for 7 months. I really don’t care at this junction of our marriage but I would like to know if I should demand for HIV testing before we continue with our sex life? He says he has been using protection with the other lady but you can never be too careful, and how do I tell my partner that his wife has been fucking my husband without spoiling what we have?

Maurice replies.

I must say you have completely lost me. Can you explain your love triangle or should I say square!

She replies,

I have been sleeping with my husband friend for the last 6 years. He is the man who introduced us 8 years ago. He has been having problems with the wife for as long as I can remember and now I know my husband has been having an affair with his wife.

Maurice asks,

Does this revelation not shock you?

She replies,

Not at all. They obviously grew a bond over the last 2 years after becoming our mediators whenever arguments would brew between spouses. I do not know if you recall that I told you during our sessions that my sexual education was for my own benefit. What I did not tell you is another man other than my husband was also a beneficiary of those sessions. He is the only man I have ever been free with. He encouraged me to come and see you, something my hubby would never do. I apologize for not being forthright with you.

Maurice replies,

There is a no need to apologize, who you sleep with is not my business. In relation to your revelation, I would recommend that you ask your husband for both of you to be tested before you map out your next move in your sex life. I am assuming he is aware that you know of his affair?

She replies,

Yes he knows, he was the one who revealed it to me after he said he felt guilty coming home after being with her. I played it cool and affirmed his weakness as a man as I once heard you mention in one of your blogs and we are good. He was shocked that I did not make a fuss about it. I played a subtle guilt card before making him feel comfortable after assuring him that I was not leaving him. How do I handle this other guy, our sex is amazing? He is the only man whom I can say has made me orgasm ‘like for real’ over and over.

Maurice replies,

Well, unless you or his wife tells him, I am hoping your husband won’t let the cat out of the bag again?

She replies,

My husband will not be telling him anything. I told him to continue being friends with her otherwise it might create some suspicion and considering she does not want to end it, damage control has been managed to some degree. Maurice, some us women who are over 35 have found a balance between our family life and sex life otherwise you will find yourself getting older and suffering from ulcers as you try and mold your man into a man he will never become. I am sure you have heard it before but I also needed you to perhaps share my story so that women in my predicament can know that they are not alone. Men seldom feel guilty about there sexual actions, apart from one that I know, so why should we women put our sex life on hold to do what!!!! “COOK FOR THESE UNGRATEFUL EGOTISTIC MEN” please, CRY ME A RIVER. I am going to put to use everything you taught me and live my life to the fullest. Again, thank you for everything and for being a good listener.

For more details on my upcoming open session on Saturday 26th November call 0720229351. Venue: Kilimani, time: 7pm.