My key role in the work that I do is to liberate people sexually. That basically means that I do not discriminate when it comes to sexual preference. Whatever gets you off is your business and I encourage sexual adventure and exploration. Sexuality should be fun and exciting, it should not be a chore or obligation to please one person. It takes two to tango, ok something three or four, but you get my drift.
If you enter any relationship setting with the mind set of ‘sex will be boring’ well guess what ‘it will’. For example, if you believe that in marriage sex is not enjoyable then you have just set yourself for a very boring sexual journey. This is how some people end up in other people’s beds. I don’t write the rules those are just the inevitable dynamics of a stale sex life.
If you think sex is when a woman spreads her legs and you thrust her with your aerodynamic organic rod then you will soon be wondering why your bed is cold as you lie there alone.
As I have always said, sex is a journey of physical and mental stimulation. It is a journey that should be enjoyed, you and your partner need to explore each other by teasing, kissing, touching, sensual whispers, licking; in short taking your partner on a roller coaster of sensations.
If you are a man, rest your rock hard penis for a while and utilize your strongest weapon ‘your tongue’, let her lead you to her vagina and touch it ‘gently’.
Before your fingers penetrate her make sure she’s wet. With all the seductive might vested in you take your time to lick around her neck and ears. DO NOT attempt to dig wax out of her ears, she’s meant to enjoy the licking experience. She is your cone of ice cream, take your time, her vagina is marinating at this point.
Now lets go south towards her nipples but tease her by licking and sucking around her areola. Then go back up and repeat what she responded well to. It is critical to study her responses to your every action, that way you get to know her arousal zones instead of guessing and performing a lot of trial and error.
When you eventually get round to her vagina area, again take your time, lick or suck her labia minora (aka pussy lips) and do it with care, you’re not eating a pie or trying to extract her uterus.
Now many of you will think the above is a tutorial but really it is there to highlight a few issues. Many couples do not communicate in the bedroom, they have never really known what there partner likes which has led to many awkward assumptions.
Hence why we have men who handle the nipple as if they were searching for a radio frequency. It is also the reason why some men wake up with a burning bruised penis because the previous night their partner ‘assumed’ saliva lubrication was not necessary as they were performing their ‘gear shift’ hand job maneuvers.
If communication was enforced non of the above would take place.
Some men may be saying that they can not lick their woman’s vagina which leads me to a simple question, if you don’t who will???? I ask this because in today’s modern age many women for one are not willing to settle for less neither are they willing to live life without experiencing certain vaginal pleasures. A curious vagina is very dangerous and determined. If I did not indulged in the art of canalingus I would be extremely worried. Why???? Because there are plenty of skilled ‘brothers’ out there who are willing to go down town and do the job for me.
The truth is harsh and this applies to both gender. What one will not do another will do it gladly, not just to pleasure but to prove that they are willing to venture into the sexual realm that you are not. Here’s a tip, don’t knock till you try it.
Now to the ladies. If you have a man who consistently comes home thinking of having sex with you then quit complaining. You have been blessed with a man who’s compass directs him to explore with you. There are far more women wondering where their penis is at, they stand by their window counting down hoping that the next car belongs to their penis. Would you rather have your man’s penis in your hand stroking it like there’s no tomorrow or would you rather turning your window into a light house hoping your man will dock at your bay!
If your man is on top of things and you can see his entire mental and physical function is focused on the job in hand then that is not the time to remind him that you have kids and a house help. Men love to her your sound effects, having sex on mute is like having sex with a tree, however if you really have to muffle then bite onto a pillow and maintain the flow of his sexual prowess. In short DO NOT attempt to stop an express train.
Whether you are a size 8 or 18, it is not your size that makes you a desirable woman in the long run, it is all about your attitude towards yourself. Most men are attracted to confident women who just ooze sexiness regardless of size. Plus size women usually have visually enticing breasts that shout out ‘suck me’ and we really like that.
Frequently asked ridiculous questions?
Maurice how do I tell my partner I like doggy?
Answer: Lets start with you opening your mouth shall we….
Maurice my wife does not undress in front of me, what could be the problem?
Answer: Considering I am not usually there with you, why don’t you ask your wife?
Maurice I can work with my husband’s penis but can you enlarge it?
Answer: The answer is in your statement, ‘work with what you have’. When you were his girlfriend you knew exactly what penis you were marrying so 4 to 10 years into your marriage why the sudden need to enlarge!
Maurice my wife tells me I need kissing classes can you help?
Answer: I do not offer kissing classes and I fear your question read in a certain context could imply a service I definitely do not partake in.
Maurice I finger myself a lot, can that damage my vagina?
Answer: It won’t damage your vagina however considering you do it a lot, it would be wise to refrain from doing it at work, I don’t think it is part of your work place ‘vision’ and it might distract others during board meetings.
I encourage couples not to fear or judge one another but to share their desires, their fantasies so that there can be more sexual flames than candles burning between the sheets in more homes.
Send this link to 10 of your friends or to anyone you think needs to learn from the above. Help me pass on the message of sexual liberation. If it was up to me there would be an orgasm day in our calendar but that should not stop us from embarking on a mission to liberate each other.
It has been documented that women who achieve orgasms regularly are very productive at work and when they get home they have their ‘special’ way of showing their appreciation. That should be an incentive to everyman.
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Matheka I love your narration and humor
waah! this is great……..
Hi Maurice. Thanks for enlightening us and entertaining us most of the time. My patner and i have both never experienced a threesome. He wants one. I want to fulfill his sexual fantasy but when i ask him what kind of a girl he’d want, he takes it as a trick question. Also, do you think you can do an article about a threesome. Maybe on the rules of engagement perhaps?
Hi Maurice
Just read ur article n I must say its owesome. Cld u forward me more of that. You r doing a great job n I think u hv niche in the society. One that we hv always feared talking and exploring. Am ur fun n love what u do.
Thanx
Vollen Mombasa
maurice i luv ur work, u r my hero, u r so real nd i love sex, bcoz of it men cant kp up with me. i need to buy the dvd i will mpesa u 2moro