Hi Maurice,
I hope you are fine and thanks for the work you are doing enlightening your readers. I must be one of your biggest fans considering I have read each and ever article you have written. Do forgive me I can go off a tangent at times. I wanted your insight on why my hubby for the last 6 years has always reacted positively to my breasts? I know when we first met 9 years ago he was quick to compliment my DD cleavage but seriously years later he still wants to play with them and perform other acts on them. Are they that exciting?
Maurice replies,
Well, let’s review when all this fascination starts. It begins when you’re a small boy. Young boys tend to get pretty giddy when they are confronted by a woman’s bosom. From a very young age little boys are curious of what they later in life find out is one of their favorite parts of a woman’s body. Most men instinctively glare at women’s breasts though many do their best to hide that fact. As boys enter into their teenage years majority are over the moon to see breasts trotting around them.
She replies,
What men start that early? And why does he have to ejaculate on my breasts? He is so pleased with himself when he does it, so I have always let him do it.
Maurice replies,
Yes they do start early. And if there’s any man who can claim not to like breasts, he is most likely not heterosexual and if he is, he probably privately, in the dark corners of his room wanks his willy all alone regularly. Women is to gossip, chocolate, flowers, valentines day and for men they crave for a good pair of boobs regardless of cup size ‘boobies are boobies’.
When a man is having sex and he feels the urge to ‘cum’ certain key questions in a matter of secs arise, should I cum ‘inside her’ or ‘on her breasts’ or ‘on her face’ ooooooh yeesssss just the thought is a turn on even for me as a write this 0h G’s. The visual of ejaculating our soldiers on your breasts is beyond words, its a powerful thrilling feeling to watch those Spartan soldiers eject from our penis.
Yes, we are weird like that, its like a calling!
When a man looks at a woman’s breasts, he notices the shape they create on her t-shirt or blouse. What a great scenery, its like the Maasai Mara, 9th wonder of the World. How great is it? That depends on a lot of other factors.
A good pair of boobs stimulate a man’s mind and makes him visualize how good the boobs must actually look like. It is mysterious, and men are born explorers, visual explorers more to the point. And this makes the mind play games on a man and gets him into a mini game of 20 questions. How do those boobs really look? Could she be great in bed? Can I see her nipples through the shirt? Is that a push-up bra? What is the cleavage cup size ? Hmmmmmm and it ends with a positive answer. “She would be so good in bed”. Covered breasts create a lot of mystery, creates a game of twenty questions, and the man gets the answer in the end. “She’s hot”.
Has your man ever just touched your breast and told you how soft and nice it feels to touch? A man can spend all day stroking a great pair of breasts with his hands. And each time his fingers pass by a little pointy speed bump in the middle, he’d love to run his hands over some more, all over again and again and again. To a man, breasts are really the softest things in the Universe. Just the thought make my mouth water! Breasts are like sweet melons, just a lot, lot better!
Men like breasts all the time, whether women are sleeping or walking, or partying or talking. A man just can’t help but look south when he thinks he can sneak a peek. But if you’re looking for the perfect setting to make your boobs look irresistible, then here’s every man’s boob fantasy:
1) Men love tight t-shirts more than anything.
2) Men love an ever ending cleavage, they can’t help themselves, it’s like a new toy shop has just been opened.
3) Moths are drawn to a flame like men are drawn to a side boob. A side boob is like gravity, once that boob is in clear view men must stare with great pride.
4) Men love when you wear that tight t-shirt then you splash some water on-top your dashboard, especially a white tight t-shirt gives us a boner, oh yes it does.
I am so turned on I need to stop blogging now.
*Ladies take note, if your man wants to cum over your face close your eyes and if that’s not your cup of tea at least steer his penis to eject over your breasts, you will earn crucial points that lean you towards kinky rather than boring. Do not forget that there’s no better facial then that from semen. Semen comprises of sugars and proteins. And here’s another fact, bull semen has been used around the World in some salons to add shine and to strengthen your hair.
Thanks Maurice for your blogs, am always looking forward to reading them. My huby once confessed that althou he loved me he loved my boobs more. I have breastfed but i really try 2 mantain them thru exercise & firm and rait bra. He always play with them.
is it me or is it hot, maurice matheka what goes on in that mind of yours, loving your every word, it is refreshing to read your blog, after reading your blog for months on end i have realised how men and women really know very little about each other, you have opened my eyes and i believe i understand men better than i did, xox
‘A side boob is like gravity’, I love ur subtle humorous sly comments
And ur masai mara comparison I LIKE, 9th wonder I LIKE
oh my word maurice
i like i like i liiiiike
wow,jst what i have been luking for, i love this