mauricetherapy

Dear Maurice,

I have been seeing this girl for 2 years now. I have given her everything she has desired and needed, I have maintain a great lifestyle for her and this is what I get in return. Before I met her she was not rolling in the kind of car she drives today neither did she live in the kind of hood I live in.

Maurice asks,

So what did she do that’s got you in a knot, and how old are you both?

He replies,

I am 26 and she is 22. Can you believe she’s tripping on me?

Maurice says,

Please expound on her nature of ‘tripping’ which basically means she is most likely dogging on you, you see I do lingo too.

He replies,

Maurice stop playing, I am losing a lot of investment spent on her over the 2 years. I can’t prove it but I heard from my close dogs that she’s been seen driving around and clubbing with this particular guy we let into our click early last year.

Maurice asks,

Do you always use ‘slang’ in all your written work?

He replies,

Oh, its a habit I picked up in the States I was over there for 5 years.

Maurice asks,

And what is it you do for a living if you don’t mind me asking, you see I need to create a base line to ascertain the root cause of your current situation, you feel on that one?

He replies,

I hear you dog. I run part of my father’s business but I would rather keep that private is that cool.

Maurice replies,

oh yah we cool. So this guy you speak of, considering you got to know him last early year and I have a feeling you roll a lot with him would say he was your friend?

He replies,

I thought he was a hommie but now he’s hitting on my girl and trying to take over. Maurice what would you do?

Maurice replies,

Mate I’ve literally never been in your predicament so I would be lying, I guess I would be pissed off but I would ask my girl and find out if the guy is hitting on her.You only have your friends word to go on, you need more than just hearsay. First find out whats really going on then take it from there. If you are a good read of facial hesitation when you ask your girlfriend a question you will quickly know whether there’s anything to it.

He replies,

I can’t ask her because she’ll think I love her too much then she’ll start to disrespect me as a man. Real men don’t ask their women they go straight to the man and ask him face to face and settle the matter there and then.

Maurice asks,

So why have you bothered to write to me?

He replies,

I read your shit so I thought I would ask for your opinion.

Maurice comments,

It’s the first time my work has been called shit but I understand you ‘dog’. I need to ask you if you care or love the girl in question because since our dialogue begun I have not felt any feelings you have for her. It’s like your stone cold about relationship feelings. How did you guys meet by the way?

He replies,

No doubt, I have feelings for her and she knows it so I have no idea why she would do me like this? We meet through my cousin and we hit it off.

Maurice says,

Forgive me but I must ask, and I’m only speculating but I would appreciate the truth. Do you mean you took her from your cousin, you courted her away from him, if I’m wrong I apologise for the insinuation, so?

He replies,

How did you know, do you know who I am?

Maurice replies,

Mate, I read between the lines and over the many many years I have this knack for recognising scenarios. I can’t tell how but yours is text book scenario. The way you expressed yourself from the beginning was a dead give away. Do you really want to hear my opinion of this matter.

He replies,

Shoot.

Maurice replies,

Two years ago you set your eyes on a woman the obstacle was she was not yours to have but you played your cards right and she fell for the bait, I’m assuming she’s materialistic hence why she hooked up with you. If you ask me you probably did your cousin a favour however that said, even if you are the kind of  men that get there ego kicks from chatting up ‘taken’ women there’s always a rule, a boundary. In this case family is ‘out of bounds’ but that meant nothing to you. I tag you as a childish hit and run kind of guy but what took place was, you ‘hit it’ and the sweetness, plus I’m sure she’s a looker, kept you in checkmate which if you have played the game of Chess means ultimately ‘game over’. My good man you have been played at your own game, you know it and I know it.

Your girlfriend was a result of a mission conquest and she has been a trophy girlfriend for the last 2 years. Women are not stupid, they have instincts that we men ‘lack’ and once she reads your game she will out play you. Whatever you have spent on her, that was out of choice no one told you to be so generous so just log it down as a bad debt. Mate, you took from another man and sure she came willingly with no regard for your cousin, it never hit you that she might one day turn the tables on you?

He replies,

Dude you are the most upfront dog I have ever met, I respect that but if you told me that to my face it would be on. But we cool. I get what you are saying but I’m not going down without a fight.

Maurice replies,

Correction, we haven’t met but I hear you ‘dog’. Have a great 2012 and avoid other people women and on a very polite note don’t go around threatening strangers, that way you’ll live to prey on some other guy’s girl. At 28 with your attitude and characteristics I don’t believe you have finished playing the field but if you ever do change your ways keep me in the loop. Lastly, if you want to continue playing the field then don’t be exclusive to anyone, so you won’t hurt some pure soul and you can play as often as you want, but please do ‘play safe’ and wear protection at all times.