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What turns you on!

Most men only have one thing in common, they all fancy women but that’s about it in regards to preference. Some men have a fetish that they either don’t know they have or they conceal from their sexual partner(s) and friends.

Some men have a fetish for….

….big boobs, not because they didn’t suckle enough as babies but because they love to receive a boob fuck. For the less enlightened that’s when a man’s penis gets in-between a woman’s breasts and he fucks between her rift valley. Majority of these men usually have a sizable shaft to be able to fully enjoy the valley walls holding onto their shaft. It’s a very satisfying moment which the moment of climax arrives upon her face, I know some of you reading this love the mental picture and some of you are professional swallowers and oral givers! You know yourselves ladies, continue the great job.

….boobs that can fit in their mouth or palm. It’s much easier to cover the surface area of a B to C cup while licking or sucking.ย  These men will normally be very attracted to the erect manner of the nipple, the nipple’s hardened nature reminds them of a wet t-shirt contest. For a man this is a soothing sight when his work colleague passes him as she majestically displays her mouth friendly boobs with nipples saying “come to mama”. To add to the excitement is the fact that many B to C cup women are usually blessed with a good compact ass. When she bends over her crack is another sight that thrills the male visual cortex. Oh the delights of life are all in a woman who knows how to show off her attributes and displays sexual vigor and contempt in the bedroom or in the sitting room, perhaps lets try the kitchen and cook up a hard shaft embraced by the hands of a sexy Goddess.

….plus size women because some ooze with confidence and they too pack a breasty package. It varies per woman obviously but these men will testify that plus size women are great lovers in bed, that they get aroused faster and when they get wet, they really soak the sheets. (I think my mouth just went dry!). It’s also alleged their moist vagina is sweet and some men will attest to often finding the vaginal area with a darker shade than the rest of the body, this turns them on and the fluids keep dripping onto their shaft, another erect penis sustain-er. The men love to feel the breasts and they too love the wholesome figure of the woman. One guy said, with a good woman you never touch the same place twice, there’s so much of her you can’t complete the journey in one night, very erotic. Last but definitely not least, the men love to spank that ass, that booty as they call it. Some even like to explore the ass’s tidal waves if you get my drift. Other men love to soak the ass with chocolate syrup or cream and slowly lick it off.

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Hey Maurice,

ย  I am not writing to you so that you can solve a problem, as far as I am concerned I have been through hell and back. I have come to accept that I can never be faithful to a woman. I was married for what seemed like a life time but it was only 2 years and some months. I tried to play Mr nice guy but it just wasn’t for me at the end of it all. I was caught with my pants down literally, and that was the end of the road for our marriage. I don’t blame her because she caught me humping her little sis who if I may add was 22 at the time. This was 2 years ago.

Since then I have been the play master in the comfort of my own home or some random girl’s place. It’s all good I can’t complain. I admit I have a sex drive from here to Timbuktu and I have no apologises to make. My ex wife has since married again, she seems to really like the matrimonial status I’m happy for her, I think. Anyway, I am now having casual relationships with multiple women black and white women based on your theory of how to get laid frequently over the course of the year, sorry I can’t reveal who I am but I got the info from a friend of a friend and I have to say it actually works though it took me a few months to get it down to a T. There’s actually some logic to it, not bad dude not bad.

Maurice says,

So you’ve decided to be free of commitment to anyone. As I tell people, relationships are not for everyone and not everyone must get married, those are just societal pressures that we can do without. The same pressures that cause couples to breakup years down the line when it hits them that they were not ready to wed but did it anyway due to the expectations of family and other external influences that should just mind their own business.

He replies,

Yes, it’s a great feeling to get home and no one is nagging at you about nothing, sometimes I think women just love to find a problem where there’s none.

Maurice replies,

Not all women but a good percentage fit the bill. What I can tell you is that it’s not in a woman’s nature to nag but she is influenced by her up bringing, her peers and life’s experiences with men. Oh, I do hope that you are playing safe with these women?

He replies,

Dude, I love my sex but I will never risk it just for a bit of ass, I always use protection.

Maurice asks,

Tell me, do you miss the cuddling and sensual loving of two people in-love?

He replies,

If I’m perfectly honest yes I do miss that part of a relationship but the fun I’m having right now far out weighs what I had. I can’t stand irrational nagging, I can’t take it for a minute and I’m glad to be free of it.

Maurice asks,

How old are you mate?

He replies,

I am 37. I believe I am roughly your age, so I’m no spring chicken in the players club.

Maurice asks,

Considering you say you used my formula, which I was not aware was spreading like wild fire, I am curious to know how many women have you been seeings since your breakup and how old are they on average?

He replies,

At first I was seeing college girls, they are always game for some fun but what I couldn’t stand was the ATM factor, I felt like one at times, they are always needing something and asking for pizza at odd hours of the night, as if I will get up and make her pizza! So for the last one year I have been seeing women who are between 27 and 45. Boss, there’s this 41 year old who is married and boy does she have game, what! And she treats me like a King and gives it just the way I like it. No hustle, after our fun and games everyone goes home. As for the number of women within the last 23 months I have slept with about 92 women give or take. By the way dude, I recommended your blog to some of the women, they like the clothes you sell. I guess they might or have already bought from you. I see you are doing well in your sales. When I see one wearing your outfits I will let you know.

Maurice replies,

Cheers, I try and give viable advise as well as make women feel sexy through the outfits. It was actually one of my readers that inspired me to start importing the outfits. So far they are moving I can’t complain.

Your average per month is 4 women, not bad for a novice, triple the number then you can join the real players club. You should also buy one outfit for this 41 year old who drives you crazy, no pressure.

He replies,

I will but through someone.

Maurice asks,

You really don’t want me to know who you are, that only means I must know you or I have met you?

He replies,

Let’s just say the future will tell and I will do my best to join the club, give me sometime.

Maurice asks,

By any chance do you take health supplements?

He replies,

Yes I do, I take horny goat weed extract and herbal volume pills, I’m sure you know them considering what you do?

Maurice replies,

Yes I do know the products and they do actually help keep the reproductive system health and very functional. I see you know how to maintain your manhood libido?

He replies,

It’s the only way, we are not getting any younger you know, so we must watch what we eat and these supplements have no side effects what so ever. Thanks for your time and again keep up the good work.

Maurice replies,

Thank you for sharing.

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My ass was stimulated

Hi Maurice,

ย  During the festive season we traveled out of town with my girlfriend who I have dated for almost 2 years. We were with a sizable crowd of our friends. We went camping, we had a few game drives and visited spectacular places around the Country. It was fun however the real fun was when we decided to pleasure each other in a totally different way. We got experimenting and I got to go down on her for the very first time which, unlike what I had heard from my boys the experience wasn’t bad at all.

Maurice asks,

So what did you receive as your sexual treat?

He replies,

After I went down on her she asked me lie on my back and raise my legs and spread them. She then had a tube of lub in her hand, I have no idea where she had hid it, I swear it wasn’t in sight when we started to play with each other. Anyway, she asked me if I trust her and i said yes, didn’t have much of a choice plus I didn’t want to spoil the mood. So she begun to play with my anus entry point and in my mind I was shitting myself a bit scared of where she was going but I let her do her thing. Before I knew it she her hand was lubricated and one of her fingers was half way into my ass. I must admit it was both weird and pleasant. I was more afraid of her nails, she has these fake ass nails that are long as yell but she seemed to know what she was doing.

Maurice says,

Go on….

He says,

Once her finger was completely inside she started to play with part of my ass I never knew existed. Dude it was mind blowing. Normally it takes me awhile to cum but she managed to make me cum in a matter of minutes. What did she do and where did she touch?

Maurice replies,

My good man, your woman touched your prostate gland which is also known as the male g-spot. If you recall what she was touching had a round shape feeling to it, it’s a chestnut shape and size. The experience was mind blowing because that is the most intense place to touch a man however not all men would agree to the act.

He replies,

They don’t know what they are missing out on dude.

Maurice replies,

I hear you.

He asks,

I hope it has no side effects, it can’t make me gay can it?

Maurice replies,

No mate. It can’t make you gay or desire the opposite sex after a period of time. If you really want to experience the intensity of anal plus oral sex have your girlfriend give you a blow job and at the same time stimulate your prostate, you will literally explode, and the sensation can be overwhelming so make sure your bowels are emptied and take a shower before you try it out.

I know it’s a great new thrill to have your girlfriend pleasure you in that way but whatever you do, do not make it a habit and forget to explore your sexuality in other ways. Let it be something you do once in a while. Too much on the same thing is bound to have a negative side effect. Other than that enjoy your sex life to the full.

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What men should do….

Here’s an example of a man being visual. And please ‘men’ do correct if I get anything wrong.

When I look at this photo, I think Brazil, I think Spain, I think Latino, I think hot sauce (as long as it keeps away from my shaft). And as I visually examine her, the attributes that register first are her firmed up succulent breasts, her right nipple which seems to be saying ‘suck me’, that’s all it takes to start up my engine but my drive is pending, a journey awaits. Her upper body has induced flashes of what I could be doing to her. The spacing between her breasts can stream with cream or juices of choice. Have you ever known a tomato to be sexy, well it can be, if you know what you are doing. Take a tomato, cut it in half and if you don’t mind, do squeeze one half of the tomato’s juices onto the lower neck and watch them flow down. Then follow the trail with you tongue and suck her pathway dry as you go along. With all the excitement and anticipation of the journey your mouth will run dry as you approach her valley of tit. Make sure you squeeze tight because the flow must reach her navel and you (still licking) linger around the navel, tease her, link her as you watch her body language, stick to the parts around her navel that make her almost go out of breathe, lick it ‘slowly’ and swirl around and make her mourn. Let her get so sensitive and as you explore her contours of pleasure in the sexiest of voice, ask her how she feels, that will trigger a mental picture in her mind that will stimulate her and make her more sensitive. From her neck down the valley of tit to her navel, take your time, soon you will embark of a voyage to her secret garden.

Now that your engine is on first gear you need her to give something back to keep the fire burning for the rest of the journey. Take your shaft out, its erect, its hard and your blood supply vein is throbbing, tell her to take it in her hand and saliva lubricate it generously and then she starts to work it. The idea is not to make you cum but to arouse you to the point where the throbbing is constant. Looking at the Latino, if your shaft can holster between her breasts again with a generous saliva lubrication you can slide at the valley of tit. Tell her to suck her tits and the watching alone will shift you to second gear.

As you shift to third, give her a sensual kiss and go beyond her navel, heading south, you are now heading towards the World of delightful treats. In this modern age you rarely find a heavy weeded vagina so your path is easier and much smoother and kinder to your lips. Now, in this zone one must tread tenderly, you will undoubtedly find her moist by now, take your time again and lick her outer vagina walls, as you head to the top end just whisk the tip of your tongue on her clitoris, every time you make your round trip keep whisking it will tease her as you arouse her nerve endings.

You may even venture and lick her from side to side around the waist area, some women tend to be pretty sensitive. The inner thighs are always a ‘hot’ spot, full of nerve endings, lick her slowly and pace it depending on her bodily motions, you must be keen and attentive so that you master her body zones and before you know it she will be calling out your name (or not). It’s kinky to perform the above without undressing her, when it comes to her secret garden ‘the vagina’ all you need to do is slide her panty to whichever side suits you depending on your body positioning. Make sure she is fully aware of all that you are doing, communicate, sex talk, arouse her with ‘voice’ triggers. If you have some honey and you are both ok with it apply a tad on her nipples and suck them slowly, take your time, the nipples are not moving to her feet, never hurry a sensation, work hard to induce pleasure by give her what she wants and how she wants it.

Going back to her secret garden, when you start to fully explore on five gear, concentrate on her clitoris, spread her walls and be gentle about it, expose her clitoris to the point it looks like its about to explode, when aroused the clitoris will harden or should I say it will take on a more rounded shape. Suck it like your life depended on it, again watch how she responds to your every ‘suck’ or ‘lick’ and keep to the style she likes. Don’t bite unless told to, and if you do start, start with a nibble and intensify depending on how she wants it. Some women love it rough and other love it slow & sensual.

When it comes to foods, its your pick, it has to be a mutual liking of whatever you use during foreplay. With honey always apply a little because it can get messy and its sticky and could ruin a perfect night after you super glue yourselves. You can even prepare sugared custard (without the cake). Try fresh fruit (avoid too much acidity), some of the juices available are perfect to set the mood. Chocolate is a World famous foreplay accessory and so is whipped cream, strawberries and the banana can be used by her to seduce and tease ‘women I’m sure you know what I mean’, like I said its about your taste buds. Believe it or not but you can make fried chicken sexy as you feed each other and cut small pieces that you lay dotted along pathways on your body. Its all about having fun, enjoying the voyage, exploring the unknown, its about hitting the spot and learning to hit over and over till her eyes fold over with ecstasy.

Kissing is a very important action, especially if its done sensually. If you believe your partner is a good kisser try kissing and breathing into each otherย  for a long period, if you do it right both of you will feel a tingle, a slight warmth and more aroused than before. I know some people kiss like they are blowing air into you as if you were a balloon; hey, I want to get aroused not inflated! Don’t resist to learn. Everyone who is good at something took the time to study, research and ultimately learn through the process. They say knowledge is power in this case it leads to an orgasm for both women and men so be eager to learn. You can only get better.

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Young and randy….

Hi Maurice,

ย I am only 19 so you can’t say I have lots of experience but I have dated 6 guys since I turned 18. My first sexual experience was just that an experience that I would rather not have again. He managed to penetrate me but it took ages I almost gave up and whats with the whole it hurts vibe that I kept hearing from other girls? The guy must have been small but he did pop it eventually. I don’t really know why I’m writing to you I guessย  I’m curious about your thoughts on my experiences. I turned 19 last year in July and until then I did not really know how it felt to have an orgasm. I met this guy, he’s like 31 and boy did he teach me a lesson or what. He was very strong and just kept going and I didn’t want him to stop. I don’t know what he was doing but he was hitting the spot, I lost control of my body and I came countless times. At one point he thought I was faking but after he saw the wet patch it turned him on even more.

My friends had told me that a woman can only cum once or twice during sex, I must be the exception because it was free flow for me. I had never sweated before him and my vagina was on heat literally. We had to start using lubrication but it was worth every drop of sweat. Oh, I got hold of your DvD that you give out at your sessions and wow, the last scene is awesome. I actually followed the instructions for 2 weeks and I managed to squirt. I could believe it, I thought I had pee-ed on my bed. It was surprisingly odourless and clear like water. Why is it that when he is inside me he can’t make me squirt and yet I still feeling like cumming?

Maurice replies,

You made me laugh with the ‘he was very strong’ statement. The actual ability is more about stamina and mind control, when it comes to men you either have it or you don’t,the guy you slept with has stamina which keeps him going, it keeps the motions alive and in-turn he get you there ‘to the point of no return’ where the sensations start to linger and before you know it you orgasm.

Now for you to squirt considering you are a novice in the art of squirting you need to play with yourself until your mind and your G-spot are linked ‘mentally’. You will find that although you can squirt you still have to insert your fingers 2 inches and using the ‘come here’ finger motion you will stimulate your upper vaginal wall. It is paramount that when you play with yourself; youย  need to close your eyes and go into a state of meditation in other words concentrate on the pressure points that make you feel like exploding within the G-spot area. Once you link that to your mind then in time you will only need to touch your clitoris and ‘walla’ you will feel that urge to release your fluids.

Word of advise don’t listen to theories that your friends have because 99% of the time its pure hearsay and a lot creating of theories to stay relevant in social circles. Another thing I want to clear up is, every woman can squirt, the only reason for a squirt-less sex session is fear of the unknown, meaning one is letting their inhibitions take over. The sensation is pretty much like pee-ing so it’s no wonder a woman will hold back from that urge in fear of pee-ing and embarrassing herself. All I can say is if you feel that sensation just let go and enjoy the journey.

You had asked about a man making you squirt while inside you. Well, once you have the mental capability to trigger the sensation by visualising the ‘pleasure zone’ in your mind you will then set off a series of events within your body that will send messages to your nerve endings around your G-spot and in time you will learn to squirt during intercourse.

For a man who is informed, making you squirt whether using his fingers, tongue or penis is the pinnacle of ego boosting. You feel like you have conquered the World. Taking of the tongue, if a man spreads your vagina gently and licks at your clitoris with an up and down motion he can actually trigger a squirt but it takes patience, it could take 45 minutes of licking and the strokes need to increase or decrease in pace in order to create a rhythm that will stimulate the nerves, the man needs to lick and watch your body language and facial expression so as to establish the rhythm that gets you aroused. Lazy men need not apply.

Take your time to get acquainted with your vagina, know it well, feel out your vaginal walls and locate sensitive areas that arouse you, they could induce an orgasm or squirt. Unless you try you will never know the peaks of your sexuality.

In-case a guy ever asks you why it takes the fingers to make you squirt, tell him it’s because fingers can bend upwards to touch the sensitive areas of your vagina that the penis if erect can’t, if he tried to bend his penis he would probably scream like a bitch.

My last word of caution is, if you choose to engage in the act of sex which has nowadays become a competitive sport please do keep safe. Make sure you are always protected, there’s no pleasure worth the risk.

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Dear Maurice,

ย I am 29 and I have been married for almost 6 years now. I donโ€™t know how to say this but here goes. My husband is below par in bed and I was wondering if there was any remedy to this problem. I am tired of faking it. He used arouse me to climax or maybe that was just in my head Iโ€™m not too sure but Iโ€™m sure that for the last 5 years he has received plenty of pleasure and left me hanging. He says I am too sweet so he canโ€™t control his urge to you know what. Is that true?

Maurice replies,

I wish I could attest it to you being sweet but thatโ€™s not the reason. Some men have a penile mishap when it comes to ejaculating too quickly. In regards to remedies, I recommend that he pulls out when he feels that sensation then he can continue arousing you either orally or by using his fingers. You must find what works for you. After the sensation subsides he can penetrate you again. There is no known pill that can prolong his urge or should I say delay the sensation. There are types creams and sprays that men can use to apply on their penis head but I would not recommend the use of these products, main reason because they can become addictive.

She asks,

Are you saying that every time we have sex he has to pull out as a way of prolonging our sex?

Maurice replies,

Yes. I do not want to give you unrealistic solutions that may not be helpful or may make things worse.

She replies,

I do not think things can get any worse. I also read about the delaying products but how would I even introduce it into our sex life without implying he is under performing?

Maurice replies,

Good point. Once you introduce any product he will immediately feel inadequate and thereafter your sex life will be none existent. I believe the ultimate goal here is how to get you to enjoy sex, which means getting you to orgasm?

She replies,

Yes, but my man never goes down on me so that option is not on the cards.

Maurice comments,

Iโ€™m assuming your husbandโ€™s fingers are all in place, if so cut his nails to avoid hurting you while he arouses you using lubricated fingers. You also need to show him where and how to touch, sex is not plug and play plus every woman has unique arousal points caused by an array of touch styles. I know you were hoping for a remedy that would make him the stud on the year but nothing about sex is rushed. When you met your husband you knew his performance abilities but you suck with him. Is that a bad thing? No, that was the choice you made. So now instead of focusing on what doesnโ€™t work, introduce new arouse technique ideas into your sex life and explore what works for you. Oh, you said your husband has never gone down on you, well my dear you have to get him to want to explore, if you donโ€™t try it how will you ever know if it is good or bad for you.

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Men watch what you eat….

Back in the day, whether a guy was 15 or 40 his penis would rise dependent on his libido, some men have low, others have high libido but today we have guys who are between 15 and 25 years old not able to get it up regardless of their libido. This is where a man’s penis and his balls host a referendum to establish “what the heck is going on”. The girl is hot, she’s in your bed, she agreed to let you into her secret garden, which for some guys is a very big achieve.ย 

Rejection is not a new phenomenon in the realm of men. We were born to take it, hence why some believe we sleep with ‘anything’ that moves. My question is, why shouldn’t I if yours is on mute!!!!

Now guys, be careful these fast foods you are indulging in, then you rush her home for a ‘quickie’, you know yourselves, are not helping your sexual health. You are eating for too much ‘junk’ food, far too much red meat, mixing far too many drinks in the hope that one will trigger a Viagra effect, dudes it doesn’t work. For most of you it’s a psychological mind set that alcohol makes you maintain your erection. I’m not asking you to turn into vegan just limit your intake of certain foods.

Some of you are gaining far too much weight especially as you get older your metabolism won’t be as effective as when you were 15 years old. Sooner or later you’re too big to even see you penis when you look down, let’s avoid getting to that stage. You may laugh but due to lack of relevant daily vitamins and minerals many guys under 25 can’t get aroused. Some have gained weight to the point sufficient blood can not be sent to the penis. This can have a very stressing effect due to the feeling of being inadequate as a man.

What keeps you sexually active is your testosterone levels, how much is being produced and the flow rate of blood to your shaft. This does not mean that you must attain a certain body weight to gain an erection. It’s more about the content of the many foods that are readily available today. Exercise is great however it does not improve libido, it will improve the flow of blood and it you nourish your body with the right vitamins and minerals you will have a better fighting chance of gaining an erection later in life, like when you are in your 40’s and above.

That said, men who get off by pleasing or shall I say ‘satisfying’ women will watch what they eat and when they eat it. Yes they eat meat, they eat pizza and other fast foods but when they know that’s a potential to perform that day they will eat in intervals of small portions to keep up their energy for the application to come. If you live a healthy lifestyle you will also change how much semen is produced and you may even improve it’s taste.

Here are some herbs and foods that are known to increase libido over time; Saw Palmetto, Gingko, Ginseng extract (great for brain activity), Horny goat weed, Maca, Broccoli, Pumpkin seeds, Spinach, Asparagus, Sun flower oil, almonds and avocado.

Now please DO NOT go out and buy a tonne of each food type hoping in a week your penis will resemble a nuclear rod. Take time and study what each does to help the body’s health. I also recommend you consult with your General Practitioner and discuss your research before trying out any dose. There are no quick fixes. I urge you to watch what you eat and as a rule of thumb, try to eat a full meal at least 4 hours before you have sex. Remember the digestive systems overrides any penis requirements, 4 hours later the demand for blood in your abdomen won’t be competing with Mr Shaft.

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Dear Maurice,

My wife and I have been married for the last 5 years, almost 6 in March 2012. My main issue with her is that she refuses to give me what I consider my biggest turn on, I would like her to swallow my semen. And trust me this is not the first time for me to bring it up. Since we started to date in 2001. I thought I could go without, bloke the thought, but now I have realised I need to experience that sexual act come what may. How do I get her to offer what she should be willing to give as my wife. Honestly I have been tempted to cheat on her but I have not succumb yet.

Maurice asks,

From one man to another, why has it taken you all these years to suddenly share with a third party, is it because you have spotted a woman who has the potential to give you that pleasure?

He replies,

Yes, there are many but I would rather do it with my wife. She still does it for me, I always go down on her and swallow all sorts of fluids, I say that because over the years her fluid has had many tastes but I love it. Why can’t she do the same for me?

Maurice asks,

What is her main objection?

He replies,

She says she hates the taste and smell. Granted she lets me cum on her boobs which is another turn on but its not enough for me. I hear semen is also good for women’s, as in they can apply it on their face as a facial ointment is that true?

Maurice replies,

Yes studies indicate that semen aka sperm is good for numerous conditions, for example, women who perform fellatio, otherwise known as a blow job, and swallow at least twice a week can reduce breast cancer by 40%. But I don’t recommend that line as a foreplay ice breaker! On the other hand a decade ago there were studies that said that male sperm can cause STD infections in the mouth depending on the health of the donor.

The issue in hand is your fetish not the cosmetic value of semen. You have every right to experience what turns you on however ‘cheap thrills’ on the side is not the answer. Those cheap thrills could give you an STD or worse end up killing you. Your wife already lets you ejaculate over her breasts so give her some credit for that. As for her swallowing, lets be realistic, semen is an ‘acquired taste’ and your wife at least told you the truth rather than pretend she enjoys it, then one day you find out she has been loathing her swallowing. I believe you get my drift. Would you lick her butt hole and insert your tongue? Some men do it but would you?

He replies,

No I wouldn’t, but Maurice that is not the same.

Maurice replies,

My good man, my point is, you would not lick her ass for fear of tasting her bowel system deposits ‘right’. Same applies to her. Don’t make her feel guilty that she is not delivering because that will kill your sex life and compared to many couples your sex life sounds like its healthy and regular. Mate you met your wife in 2001 and to date you still feel sexually attracted to her. Don’t mess that up offer swallowing of semen.

There are couples with serious problems. Yours is not a problem, it is a matter of acquired taste plus you never know; maybe your wife may have an allergic reaction which over time will put her off sex, instead of humping you’ll be the kind of couple that reads novels in bed with separate lights on either side of the bed. We both know that would be your worst nightmare. So enjoy your sexย  life and explore other sexual things you can do together.

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Dear Maurice,

I have been dating my boyfriend for a year. He is sweet but lacking experience in the bedroom department. I am frustrated because I have never cum once with him I always have to fake it and its getting a bit tedious.

Maurice asks,

I feel your frustration however this is a question I have asked so many times its also becoming tedious for me, when you first slept with him you clearly did not enjoy the sex, then you repeated the same act over and over and now its been one year. Did you think his penis was ‘playing hard to get’ or should I say ‘hard to please’? It may seem a bit harsh but its a logical question.

She replies,

Maurice please be nice. I did not fall for him just for sex. I love him and I thought he would improve and learn to satisfy me after a while. My girlfriends told me about certain positions that would make it more enjoyable for me and I have tried them all.

Maurice asks,

Let me guess, none have worked otherwise you wouldn’t be writing to me.

She replies,

One almost worked, I felt something different but then he came and the feeling went. He then fell asleep.

Maurice comments,

I see, so your girlfriends fed you with sex tips that elevated your man’s penile sensations but not your own which was the ultimate goal in the first place. In the one year have you enjoyed sex at all I know I implied you haven’t but I would rather hear it from you?

She replies,

I do enjoy when he goes down on me but that’s about it. He really does try to please me but he just doesn’t get me there.

Maurice comments,

Please expound on ‘he doesn’t get you there’, I would hate some readers to think he was actually driving you somewhere.

She replies,

Lol. Maurice he gets tired fast. When he cums I am pleased because at least I know I excite him. But I need him to do the same for me. I know I can orgasm but not with him.

Maurice comments,

Hmmm…. and how do you know this?

She replies,

During the weekend of Sevens I met a guy on the Saturday and on that night we ended up in Naivasha. He was with his pals and I was with 2 of my girls. In short one thing led to another and we had sex. It was, I am lost for words, this guy made me feel things I had not felt before even tough I had cum with another guy years back. We have each other’s numbers but I am avoiding his calls because I know where it will lead. I have already been unfaithful and I don’t want to repeat it though the temptation is there. The other down side is that this other guy made it clear that he is not looking for a relationship but he is willing to have a no strings attached thing with me. I want stability and I don’t want to share a man with other women which I know will be the case with the Naivasha guy.

Maurice replies,

My dear. First thing, your boyfriend’s penis is not going to learn new tricks and he is surely not going to mutate into the ‘between the sheets’ stud you want him to be. And despite the signs of no thrills, no fire works you continued to date him and took advise from friends who are not about to grow a penis anytime soon, no pun intended.

The question now is are you prepared to settle for less? You strayed because you needed to seek that vaginal stimulation that you so yearned for and lucky for you the guy you met delivered to your satisfaction. However you still have a dilemma ‘don’t you’, I know you want this new guy and the odds are you will have sex with him again. You knew what you were doing when you traveled to Naivasha and as a woman you knew that the chances of sleeping with this Sevens attendee were pretty high. I know you may not like his terms of ‘friends with benefits’ which is really what he was saying but can you really let go of that chance to receive a second dose of his magical rod?

She replies,

Maurice you are not helping. You are supposed to steer me away from temptation and tell me how to make things right with my boyfriend.

Maurice replies,

I am only stating facts and the probability of you and your boyfriend lasting another year is bleak, I wish I could tell you otherwise but I have dealt with too many of these scenarios not to know the realistic odds. Unless you surprise me and stick with your man unconditionally your only option is to break up with him. I am not saying this because I think sex is the long lasting answer to sustaining a relationship but where you have one person who is sexually active and demands for nothing less than satisfaction then it’s almost impossible to switch that sexual part of you. If your partner can not keep up with your appetite he is as good as a restaurant that only serves small portions of vegan meals while you seek a chunky steak served with a generous portion of girthy potato wedges.

Whatever you chose to do remember you can’t switch off who you are sexually and you should never do it for anyone. Explore your sexuality and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. You said the only time you enjoy sex with your boyfriend is when he goes down on you. That’s great but unless he is willing to suspend penetration to constantly go down on you which is impractical in itself your options are limited to only one.

She replies,

Maurice I understand what you are saying but I can not hurt him I would rather continue as we are. I know I won’t be able to resist this other guy so what will be will be. I can have my boyfriend to love me and I can keep the other guy as my thing on the side. This is not what I was hoping to hear by writing to you but you have pointed out a lot that I had over looked.

Maurice replies,

I hear you. But for how long do you think you will double deal. I am willing to bet that if you continue to see this new guy you will fall for him and your time spent with your boyfriend will gradually wither and he will notice. Then arguments will start and you will tell him that he is paranoid and that all is well its just that you are busy at work or wherever, you see, one action will cause a ripple effect that will raise other issues between you and your boyfriend. Having the two men in your life is not going to be a bed of roses especially if the new guy is an alpha male, then your boyfriend will be truly fucked. Make a choice and stick with it. If you make the wrong one then expect consequences. Oh before I forget, did the Naivasha guy fall asleep after sex?

She replies,

No, why?

Maurice comments,

I am profiling him. So you guys cuddled and had pillow talk I assume?

She replies,

Maurice I was the one who fell asleep after what seemed to be the longest sex I have ever had. In the morning he told me that he just lay there watching me I thought that was sweet of him.

Maurice comments,

I don’t envy your boyfriend. Do let me know what you decide even though I can bet on it that your eventual choice is obvious.

 

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We had an enjoyable lesson

Hi Maurice,

Please please please do not mention my name but yes you can post my message.

I can not talk for everyone who attended the sex class or whatever you call it but it was an eye opener. Many of us had only heard about squirting and others had seen it with a well known sex auntie in Nairobi. But I must say the way you did it with your female partner was both educative and seeing it with our own eyes was wow and essential for the non believers who are now believers and wanting to learn.

I was a bit skeptical as I had never heard of a male therapist but you have a massive fan for life now. You really know about the woman’s vagina, I wasn’t expecting a dude to know that much but I guess that’s your work and your partner shocked us when she undressed and started to demonstrate and talk us through the lesson at the same time. Personally I did not think she would be able to squirt in-front of strangers but wasn’t I proved wrong. All I could think about was where did all that fluid that looked like water come from, we were all convinced by your explanation but when do you know if you are about to squirt or pee all the girls were asking themselves that question. I have told a few friends and work mates about the sex class and we will definitely be calling you for your services. I have to ask and I hope you don’t mind. Don’t you feel intimidated by groups of women because you just sat there and talked about the female body in such a composed state in a way that was not normal for a man? It’s not everyday that a man asks a group of women he has just met if they touch themselves down there? Lol you took us by surprise and we learnt a lot.

Kudos and keep doing what you do.

Maurice’s replies,

What I do is second nature to me. I am glad you and the girls enjoyed the private session and I look forward to the next one. I appreciate your referral. I will also relay your sentiment to my business partner.

In my opinion every woman must squirt at least once in her lifetime. I say once but it’s never once when you learn how to.

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