To my readers,
I can only tell you two things, enjoy to the maximum and don’t drink too much otherwise you may end up in bed with the wrong person!
Let us all be merry together. Santa can knock on my door any day!
Enjoy those finger licking moments…. as you know I am a big fan of ‘yoghurt moments’, a chocolate bar or syrup will also do the trick…. if you get my drift.
Be spoilt for choice this holiday….
Avoid these kind of moments, unless you have a kinky fetish…. I love the image and sound of a woman peeing…. I know!!!! naughty me…..
Lastly, in-case you find yourself on the wrong side of the law, try and avoid this mug shot.
Maurice I want to be the first to wish you greatness and to thank you for a 2012. I can only imagine what 2013 will be like.
Enjoy your holiday too.
have a good one mate
maurice you always put a ๐ on my face
i wish you a merry holiday and dont do anything i wouldnt do, who im i kidding
‘be spoilt for choice’ LOL only you Maurice only you
Lol, Maurice you are certified mad